affecting the game thru mental telepathy
 

Have any of you guys tried using mental telepathy to affect the next card? Today, I've been playing a really tight, focused game. Whenever I need a certain turn card or river card, I will put an index finger on each temple and chant the card I need. For instance, if I need a king on the turn, I will chant "king, king, king." It seems to turn out more often than not that a king will come on the turn. It's amazing.

Just a few short moments ago, I was drawing to a straight flush on the river (after getting allin on the turn). I chanted "straight fulsh, straight flush." Lo and behold, the river gave me a straight flush. I play on PokerStars and don't know if this would work as well on Party as the cards come out too fast.

I've noticed that when I lose focus, and don't concentrate on the cum card (say I'm looking at boobies or something), that I usually lose. Hence, the only logical conclusion is that I'm affecting the outcome of the game thru mental telepathy. Have I come across a new and unique way to pwn the game?

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um... yeah ok

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Yes, this is a commonly known fact. It will not work as well on Party games since they're based in India, and the average indian guy has a very high protection karma. Ladbrokes/english sites on the other hand, those are easy ones to hit.

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Yes, I believe that you have. I wonder if you might need some startup cash to help perfect your techniques. I'd be willing to float you some seed money, and then we could split the proceeds. I need to get some money fast, as there's this Nigerian deal that I've got an inside track on, but I need to come up with the cash really soon.

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Party works fine. You just have to chant for the card you need in Hindu.

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Will you teach me hindu pretty please?

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This one time I was on the final table of super monday and I pushed all in over the top of a raise with AK and I got called by QQ the flop was xxx and I chanted "Ace or King, Ace or King" What do you know the next card off the deck was a King! So ya it works every time.

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Talk To Party Support

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Will you teach me hindu pretty please?

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Dil Chahata Hai

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Yes! Yes!

But are you sure it's not the other way round, and the cards are talking to you, telling you that they're coming?

Don't you ever remember hearing, "We're coming; we're coming"?

Or, "We're here! We're here!"?

I'm so glad you posted this. I was starting to think maybe I was a nutter, but now I know the cards really are alive.

Thank you!