Golfasites
 

You are on a car vacation. You are playing golf.

You try to track down an errant shot in the tall grass. Later that evening, you feel something walking on you, and give it a brush off. Turns out to be this:

http://entomology.ucdavis.edu/facult...ey/Doccide.gif

Note: It has not embedded. You smash it, and no blood comes out.