Sometimes it\'s too easy.
 

*wacki walks out of a bar drunk as hell and spots an amazing pair of legs.

drunk wacki: I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful woman.
Long Leg Ann: Well I think you are very beautiful man
drunk wacki: No No No. You are a very beautiful woman.
Long Leg Ann: No No No. You are a very beautiful man.
drunk wacki: Well, ms. very beautiful. Do you have a name?
Long Leg Ann: It's ann, what's yours?
drunk wacki: My friends call me wacki
drunk wacki *to ann's friend*: I would just like to tell you that your friend Ann is a very beautiful woman.
Long Leg Ann's friend *wide eyed and nodding head profusely: She really really really likes you!
drunk wacki: well beautiful ann. Can I call or e-mail you or something?
Long Leg Ann: You can do whatever you want.
(very drunk wacki swaps phone numbers and tells her he will call her and leaves to find his friends.)

All I know is her name and her number. Calling her will be interesting. I hope not talking to her more wasn't a bad thing.

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After losing my friends I passed out in my car. I woke up to see this:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4...ture0175yv.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7...ture0164sk.jpg


That girl has to be a slut. Should I knock on her door and say hi?

Oh [censored] [censored] I said slut! Ban me! Ban me! Ban me!!!!!

oh wait you can't cuz I'm green!!!!!

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to show you my PEEN [censored] my PEEN. I want to show you my PEEN!!!!!!!!!!!
<font color="white">stolen from El Diablo </font>

DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!
DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!!DIE!! DIE!!


random bee dog!

http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image002.jpg

Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
 

are you still drunk?

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are you still drunk?

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Unless he somehow sobered up in the three minutes it took you to respond, I'd venture HELL NO!

Swede

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I just want to tell you you are a very good mod

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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod

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I just want to tell you you are a very beautiful mod

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Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
 

If there was ever a better reason for self-moderating, I haven't seen it.

Re: Sometimes it\'s too easy.
 

um, get sober then call her? stay drunk and call her? sober up, then get drunk and call her? this is a definate wrench in the standard practices.

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If I said you were a beautiful mody would you hold it against me?

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Hey your friends don't really call you Wacki right?