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The filter's the good part. That's where they put the heroin.

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Okay, I just had a really productive cigarette break. I need two things that I never knew I needed before:

1. A pair of pants with a built in chair.
2. A sock dispenser.

Could someone get to work on that please? You'll make millions. If you want, you can give me a small royalty for the ideas.

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the pants idea seems to encounter problems when you consider bathroom issues.

a sock dispenser doesnt seem like a bad idea at all. However, in lieu of that, might i suggest just hiring some attractive 18-20 year old attractive chick to dispense not only your socks, but also any other clothing you might need?


cigarette?

peace

john nickle

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Dear Bison,
"1. A pair of pants with a built in chair."

How much do you weigh and how much walking will you do in these pants?

I'll take the case!

Edit: also will you want/need to wear a belt with these pants?

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Mad, the dream still lives

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wtf, I too share this same dream. If I was rich, I'd only wear new pairs of socks.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

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This is already made. It is called a drawer.

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made me spit out my drink