When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
 

I could write a comedy act doing a Foxworthy-esqe take on hitting rock-bottom.

You know you've hit rock-bottom when you belch and it smells exactly like catshit.

You know you've hit rock-bottom when your entire apartment smells like catshit, yet you don't have a cat.

You know you've hit rock-bottom when you let a healthy fart, yet it all comes out liquid rather than gas.

You know you've hit rock-bottom when you are now laughing and crying, and the crying isn't really from the laughing.

You know you've hit rock-bottom when your existence on 2+2 really has nothing to do with poker.

More to come, maybe.

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Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
 

Don't quit your day job to be a standup just yet.

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Im english so am out of the loop on american culture.

So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny.

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Im english so am out of the loop on american culture.

So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny.

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Jeff Foxworthy does these "You know you're a red neck when..." and then says something completely idiotic. So yes, it is not funny at all.

Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
 

God I hate when people post things that are so awkward that you kind of feel ashamed for them.

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Im english so am out of the loop on american culture.

So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny.

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Jeff Foxworthy does these "You know you're a red neck when..." and then says something completely idiotic. So yes, it is not funny at all.

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You're wrong.

Example: "If you've ever been too drunk to fish. . .yooooou might be a redneck."

[wrong about the format, not the funnitude]

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Im english so am out of the loop on american culture.

So please tell me, is "Foxworthy-esqe" american slang for not at all funny.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jeff Foxworthy does these "You know you're a red neck when..." and then says something completely idiotic. So yes, it is not funny at all.

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Tbach, did the player in your avatar get in trouble with the coaches for that stunt?

Re: When you know you\'ve hit rock bottom.
 

Oh yes, that's right. My roomate made me listen to Foxworthy once and it was torture.

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I missed that game.