This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

It had to be done. We all know these two titans won't be able to live in peace forever. If Zee ever emerges from the wilderness, there could be a massive battle.

For those of you who aren't up to date on Chuck Norris, HERE is the page that contains some accurate biographical info. These are facts, people.

I don't have any links to any facts about Ray, I'm not even sure there are any. Most of what I've heard is speculation and rumor. I'm sure some of his more fanatical followers could put up some links or stories to teach us about the true Ray Zee.

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

I just got back from taking a [censored]. I was reading Hi Lo Split for Advanced players while I was doing my business. Zee scared me with his ninja like style. This is no real contest.

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

Ray Zee will kick Chuck Norris' ass to the ends of the earth and back because Ray Zee is from Montana and men from Montana are men whereas Chuck Norris is a girly man compared to them.

(Disclaimer - I come from the same area in MT as Ray Zee - I may be inflating my own boat here with a few of these praises - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

RB

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

I'll admit it's hard to find competition for Ray Zee.

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Ray Zee will kick Chuck Norris' ass to the ends of the earth and back because Ray Zee is from Montana and men from Montana are men whereas Chuck Norris is a girly man compared to them.

(Disclaimer - I come from the same area in MT as Ray Zee - I may be inflating my own boat here with a few of these praises - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

RB

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I would want nothing more than Ray to win, but Chuck is from Texas, they don't fck around. I haven't seen much of his Ranger Show, but from what I have seen on Conan he is pretty tough. And sometimes fights dirty But, he doesn't seem real bright (did I mention he is from Texas, well so am I, so now we have a moron sample size of 3/3).

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

Ray Zee is a lvl 20 Druid and can summon the wildlife of Montana to do his bidding.

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

I abstain until Zee makes commercials with uptown girls.

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

No man can withstand the power of the roundhouse kick.

Gary

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

I heard Ray Zee wears size 26 shoes that he makes from the skin of the bears he explodes with his mind. Also, he can sew with his feet.

Re: This Fight could destroy Earth - who would win?
 

Clearly this fight will never happen. Both men (demi gods) are on the side of good. They both understand the ramifications of their battle would eliminate all good from the universe and thus allow evil to win.
having said that Chuck only stands a chance if he dresses as a pirate. A pirate chuck norris would be a formiddible foe for Ray Zee indeed.