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We have a war on drugs.
We have a war on terror.
We used to have a war on poverty.
We even have a war on Christmas.

What other wars will make this country great? For those OOTer's from other countries, what war would like the U.S. to wage?

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Popped collars.

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Beedogs. I those [censored] ever swarm and attack, well I pity the fool that tries to quell them with a garden hose.

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Apparently there is a war on this thread.

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People of every political strip like to accuse others of being in a "war on the family."

I think the "war on religion" that bible thumpers claim is always going on will "go on" for as long as they can make anyone believe it, which in this country should be forever.

I like "war on morons" cuz it rhymes.

And I think it's time we declared war on FYP.

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the war on typos has already begun.

http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/...ts/useless.jpg

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war on war

gogogoogogo

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this is great

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Popped collars.

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War on crown molding. It serves no purpose, and we can easily win it if Congress provides enough appropriations.

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War on child abuse

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War on peace

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war on sobriety

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we need a "war on stupidity" - real bad -

RB

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we need a "war on stupidity" - real bad -

RB

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Anyone who wages a war on stupidity would quickly be branded a genocidal maniac

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War on internet forums. We have been oppressed too long by those evil RL'ers.

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I declare a war on ignorance.

Starting with this thread.

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I'm looking forward to a war on sinusitis. I'm [censored] tired of people sniffling all the time.

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War on fat chicks wearing low rider jeans with a belly shirt and a tattoo on their lower back. Especially if they have tongue rings. We all know what you need to use that for.

Dirty bitches make me want to puke.

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War on fat chicks wearing low rider jeans with a belly shirt and a tattoo on their lower back. Especially if they have tongue rings. We all know what you need to use that for.

Dirty bitches are cheap, easy to find, and too dumb to figure out I lied my way into their pants/mouths. .

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FYP

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And I think it's time we declared war on FYP.

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I see your declaration of war, and raise you 12 blubbering idiots.

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Bears

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Spider babies. They have the body of a spider, and the head of a baby.

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How about a war on unaccountability?

It's not my fault. It's McDonald's / Marlboros / the media / my parents / your parents / OOT's fault. [!@#$%] that.

ScottieK

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pretty sure the next war will be on easter.

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War on reality TV.

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War on Christians. (I suck at spelling and "Christmas" was already taken).

War on rightwingers. (would be fun).

War on Whiskeytown. (this guy irritates me, I hate his "spirituality," I hate that stupid avatar, I hate the fact that he thinks he is some special musician, I hate the fact that he is too [censored] stupid to appreciate the Replacements, I hate the fact that he makes repetitive posts about marijuana as if he just discovered it, I hate the fact that he thinks he is somehow "mature" or "responsible" when istewart beats him in both camps. Definitely necessary).

War on Nouns. (ongoing)

War on People Who Think Christmas Has Anything to Do With Christ (too [censored] time consuming)

War on People who voted for Bush (achievable, genocidal)

War on People Who Think They Are Smart But Really Nuh-Uh, They Are Not Smart They Are Dumb Like [censored] Stupid Style Dumb and Should Seriously Consider Shutting the [censored] Up (impossible, but ever-so-desirable)

War on Responsibility (victory is ours)

War on Brown People (in progress)

War on Battered Women (winnable)

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Lawyers.

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Popped collars.

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There is no need to go further.

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War on threads about hot girls, without pictures.

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France

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France

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You can't do that. A country actually has to fight back to be a main combatant in a war.

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You can't do that. A country actually has to fight back to be a main combatant in a war.

[/ QUOTE ]France has actually won some wars and they currently have nuclear weapons. I think a war against-- for example, Iraq-- would be much easier to win than a war against Frace.

Of course, the war against Iraq has not really gone that well. Good luck though.

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You can't do that. A country actually has to fight back to be a main combatant in a war.

[/ QUOTE ]France has actually won some wars and they currently have nuclear weapons.

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When? This is news to me. Was it pre-printing press or something?

Oh, I might give you the French Revolution, where their main enemy was...er...the French.

I give you it's not easy to thoroughly beat them - they're still working on a military vehicle that can catch a Frenchman running from a capgun, and yet strong enough to be able to pull a Frenchman off his sister.

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War on virginity

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I plan to engage in a relentless War on Sobriety tonight. Victory will be mine!

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Bears

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