The World\'s Smartest Human
 

Bill Gates. Because he is the richest. Therefore he is the smartest.

Physicists, philosophers and professors are the dumbest because they don't make $hit. Poker players are even dumber. They make less than $hit. I am dumb and so are 90% of you who are reading this.

This is a dumb subject.

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Heh reminds me of a skit from Mr. Show (sketch comedy show on HBO). They created the law of worth - 'More Money = Better Than'. Einstein is listed as a 'total loser' compared to SAMMY HAGAR of Van Halen, etc...

Re: The World\'s Smartest Human
 

At times I think I'm the smartest person in the world. That is because I divorced that woman.

Re: The World\'s Smartest Human
 

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Bill Gates. Because he is the richest. Therefore he is the smartest.

Physicists, philosophers and professors are the dumbest because they don't make $hit. Poker players are even dumber. They make less than $hit. I am dumb and so are 90% of you who are reading this.

This is a dumb subject.

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*sigh* At lesat someone finally came up with a measure for intelligence that can be quantified in a satisfactory way. Which is more than you can say for Sklansky.

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Best Parody-Thread Ever.

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