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Mempho 12-31-2005 12:14 PM

Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
I am accountant and to avoid the usual early to mid April grinding and gnashing of teeth, I thought I'd let some of you be more "proactive" in approach to taxes. This is called tax plannning. I will offering a service between now and 7pm CST tonight in which I will let you purposely lose chips to me. I am doing this simply because I'm a nice guy [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]...now, amount doesn't matter...it could be $100, $1000, $100,000 or more....I will stay until midnight if you really need help with a large amount (poor me for having to work late on NYE [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] ....but alas, I am here for you guys. You may ask, "Will this really save me money?"...and the answer is...Yes, it will save you money on your taxes. So, those of you with $50,000, $100,000 tax bills coming...why pay that much. Allow your taxes to become my taxes.

And remember....keep flopping air today!!!

Matty 12-31-2005 12:20 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
You get an F+ ... which is worse than an F because it shows you actually tried.

KnickNut3 12-31-2005 12:50 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
7.5/10

I smirked.

jba 12-31-2005 02:06 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
I thought it was pretty funny on an intellectual level. I didn't actually laugh, though. I think you need to work on delivery.

Sniper 12-31-2005 04:35 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
Sorry Mempho... Definately a Thumbs down kinda guy...

http://www.posthipster.com/media/upl...mbs%20down.jpg

Mempho 12-31-2005 08:24 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
Well, at least you're nice enough to put Hooters girls in there...so it's not all bad. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

MicroBob 12-31-2005 08:25 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
wow. that guy is pretty unpopular.

TStoneMBD 12-31-2005 09:05 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
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I thought it was pretty funny on an intellectual level. I didn't actually laugh, though. I think you need to work on delivery.

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Sniper 12-31-2005 10:47 PM

Re: Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes
 
[ QUOTE ]
Well, at least you're nice enough to put Hooters girls in there...so it's not all bad. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

It's New Years Eve... figured I may as well spread some cheer even in a thumbs down comment [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


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