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Evan 11-29-2005 06:46 AM

Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
I went to high school with this girl (who will remain nameless) that has got an amzing body. I would guess even the studs of oot would give her at least an 8. Problem though, she is a MAJOR butterface. She's got this killer body and a great rack--but her nose looks more like a someone stuck an elbow on her face. Here are some pictures to prove my point:

Her haloween costume:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5...picnose3yv.jpg

Prom picture from high school:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/734/prompic0qx.jpg

Some random picture from college:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5362/prompic2es.jpg


So I think we can all agree this girl has got an awesome body and should do what she can to make the face match.

I present to you, the nose:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8461/prompic5vk.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1952/prompic8fx.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3349/prompic7po.jpg



Trump card:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7232/prompic5ue.jpg


So yea, you get the point.

This girl has got more money than god and El Diablo combined. Her dad has a plane (not sure what model, but think more 747 and less Cessna), her house has many rooms that are merely for diplay (see big round couch with a pyramid of pillows for no apparent reason) and there was some talk a few years ago about putting a hedge maze in her backyard (that extends for miles...seriosly). Her dad was a partner at a major investment bank (see MAJOR) and owns a large portion of a professional sports team you've all heard of and watched on TV. Basically there is no reason for her to have this.....thing on her face. Yet she does. No one understands it, so I've brought it to you, oot.

I'm thinking about maybe putting a petition together or something. If anyone has a creative way to push the issue I'd like to hear it.

ZeeJustin 11-29-2005 06:50 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?













HAHAHAHAHAAHHA JK!!!

diebitter 11-29-2005 06:53 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
real: Ask her if she's ever considered surgical enhancement, and take it from there.

funny:
break it (if you can!)
doggy is your friend
keep making big nose jokes over and over again:
That's a Roman nose - roman all over your face
Don't do the backstroke, I'll keep hearing the music from Jaws
Stand closer. I want my beer in the shade

Losing all 11-29-2005 06:53 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
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Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?

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Probably just more nose. Sweet Jesus what a honker

gmrankin 11-29-2005 06:56 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
whats her number?

Evan 11-29-2005 06:59 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
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whats her number?

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Haha. Seriously though, what would you rate her pre and post revelation?

Vavavoom 11-29-2005 06:59 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
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Trump card:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7232/prompic5ue.jpg



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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

Evan 11-29-2005 07:01 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

Vavavoom 11-29-2005 07:02 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

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Agreed....But with all that cash she obviously doesn't care....

Take Paris Hilton for example.....She can't get enough surgery done yet still hasn't had a boob job....

gmrankin 11-29-2005 07:07 AM

Re: Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

[/ QUOTE ]
That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

[/ QUOTE ]

Agreed....But with all that cash she obviously doesn't care....

Take Paris Hilton for example.....She can't get enough surgery done yet still hasn't had a boob job....

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My point exactly... Set up for life? count me in. I've done WAY worse!!! lol... my standards have been on a sharp decline latley. Buy seriuosly, her body is nice, and with the lot to boot, i'm in like flin BABY


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