Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

Since there was another thread similar to this one just recently, I thought I might enlist OOT's help for this one. The picture below needs a funny caption or bit of imagined dialogue. The contest rules prohibit any profanity or blatant sexual stuff. I will happily send the author a check or online transfer if this pans out for me. Thanks OOT.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/lwang7/EVA.jpg

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okay, now it's bath time for mr spaceman!

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rock never loses

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[ QUOTE ]
rock never loses

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this is good...i was trying to come up with one...but couldn't think of one better than that.

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"bend over, it's fistin' time!"

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
rock never loses

[/ QUOTE ]

this is good...i was trying to come up with one...but couldn't think of one better than that.

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the only problem is that it doesn't really include the fact that he has a little guy in his fist. kinda noticed that later.

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"I hear you're a good ballroom dancer. Can you teach me?"

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"Now then, you were saying something about my purple horn?"

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"I am at two with the Universe."

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you make me really horny, littly boy.


btw. neon genesis evangelion is great.

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How about this

"The next time you look at me like that, I'm gonna tear your horn off."

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pucker up

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[ QUOTE ]
"I am at two with the Universe."

[/ QUOTE ]
I don't get it.

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"Why is my hand wet? What is..? Did you just pee?"

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"enough, it's bedtime for bonzo!"

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This is quite a terrible picture to do a caption contest for.

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This is quite a terrible picture to do a caption contest for.

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I bet it's awesome if you're a 15 year old anime nerd.

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"OK son.... put me down now"

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why not travis bickle style?

[ QUOTE ]
You talkin' to me, little boy? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the [censored] do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. I'll show you my migthy horn.

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This is quite a terrible picture to do a caption contest for.

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Well, it's not like I picked it.

I appreciate everyone's help BTW. The caption is due Wednesday, so keep 'em coming.

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Kick me in the Jimmy!

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"You're gonna kick my butt????"

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"Angered by the American representation of Godzilla in Roland Emmerich's 1998 film, Japanese director Hayao Miyazaki found pleasure in his off-beat anime remake of King Kong."

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"you had me at hello"

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[ QUOTE ]
"you had me at hello"

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lmao

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It started out as pimple on my back

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the stone and slingshot......they do nothing!!!!!!!!11111111oneoneone

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"I told you i'd be able to fit you in my urethra."

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Bumped because the deadline got extended to tonight. All OOT help appreciated.

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"fkn Chuck Norris!"

"Oh, I can't decide! Thumb up or down... hmmm. What would Commodus do?"



"I really, really need to work on my biceps!"

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Let's just get "O RLY?" out of the way right now.

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Do I look fat in these tights?

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"GOTCHA! It's tempature taking time."

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"Did you hear Pat Morita died?"
"Who?"
"Mr. Miyagi, from Karate Kid."
"Oh really? Damn, I loved that guy."
"Yeah, me too."
"Yeah..."
"Didn't he do the voice of that doctor guy in uhm...what's it called?"
"No, that was Tim Curry."

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"God, I wish I knew how to quit you!"

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You call with that *&$# ?!

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"you know how I know you're gay? Cos you keep looking at my horn and licking your lips!"

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"Are you hungry? Cuz its time for a knuckle sandwhich!"

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"Oh, grandma! What a large shiny metallic growth you have on your head!"

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How much do you win, that you will be giving us a quarter?