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Thythe 10-25-2005 11:22 PM

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Where's preparing a meal?

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Kramer: "Yeah. And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub."
[all four make another toast]
Peggy: "You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?"
Kramer: "Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. Yeah, I made this whole meal in there."
Elaine: "This food was in the shower with you?"
Kramer: "Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed."
[Peggy, Elaine, and Puddy all gag and wretch]
Puddy: "Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!"

SackUp 10-25-2005 11:28 PM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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i actually have done this before. Taken a beer with me to the shower. So add one more for the drink. I don't think I would ever eat in the shower though. That is just odd.

johnnybeef 10-25-2005 11:41 PM

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As I am both pretty and beefy, it takes me a while to shower. As such, I don't usually have too much time to do anything else besides drink the occasional corona.

mason55 10-25-2005 11:50 PM

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drinking beers in the shower, while getting ready to go out, is the best.

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i actually have done this before. Taken a beer with me to the shower. So add one more for the drink. I don't think I would ever eat in the shower though. That is just odd.

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Agree. I always shower between pregaming and going out so I'll take a beer or 3 with me.

Then there was the night I passed out in the shower when I laid down for a second. Woke up at like 3am [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

10-25-2005 11:52 PM

Re: What do you do in the shower?!
 
I try to convince girls to pee on me, I didn't see that option though.

bobbyi 10-26-2005 12:16 AM

Re: What do you do in the shower?!
 
How is "sing" not an option?

bobbyi 10-26-2005 12:17 AM

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I used to beat off all the time, and I can't figure out why, but the shower in my apartment this year is somehow unfit for it.

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Move.

Voltron87 10-26-2005 12:20 AM

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I passed out in the shower when I laid down for a second.

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this is awesome. "I'll, i'll... just rest here for a minute, on the floor of my shower. just for 20 seconds, not lzzzzzzzzz"

Exitonly 10-26-2005 12:21 AM

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masturbating in the shower is a pain, water is a wierd lubricant.. it's not as good as using no lubricant, and it's not as good as using real.

If i plan on masturbating befor ea shower, it'll be in my computer chair before i go up.

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I've had a beer in the shower before, but that's the extent of my eating/drinking.

10-26-2005 12:23 AM

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No one else smokes in the shower?


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