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Bigdaddydvo 12-14-2005 09:28 PM

Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
Given that I'm entering my 3rd year of wedded bliss, participating in the myspace.com girl bang project isn't happening for me. I did wonder, though, that if I was in [censored] et al.'s shoes, how would I approach the problem of underage girls with myspace accounts? You know they've got to be out there. Obviously, if "South Lakeland Middle School Head Cheerleader" is listed as a hobby, it's an easy passover. For others it won't be as easy, and staying out of jail will require a bit of detective work. For those in on the project that actually get dates, how do you plan on making sure she's 18 (short of stealing a look at her driver's license?)

MyTurn2Raise 12-14-2005 09:29 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
going out to a place where you have to be 19 or older to get in, ie let the local bar check---Champaign is a lovely town

slickpoppa 12-14-2005 09:29 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
If there is grass in the field, play ball. If not, turn her over and play in the mud.

TheBlueMonster 12-14-2005 09:31 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
cut her open and count the rings.



oh wait, that's trees.

You could always do sly detective work.
Example...
you: hey baby.
her: hi.
you: I'm going to go buy some cigarettes and register to vote tomorrow. Have you ever done that?

Colonel Kataffy 12-14-2005 09:31 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
Saw through her arm and count the rings.

TheBlueMonster 12-14-2005 09:32 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
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Saw through her arm and count the rings.

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I said basically the same thing. Great minds think alike?

willie 12-14-2005 09:36 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
f her then listen for sirens?

Colonel Kataffy 12-14-2005 09:37 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Saw through her arm and count the rings.

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I said basically the same thing. Great minds think alike?

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Wow, we made it at about the same time. (I swear I didn't read yours) [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

istewart 12-14-2005 09:38 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
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it's an easy passover

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Bigdaddydvo 12-14-2005 09:41 PM

Re: Best Way to Determine if a girl is legal?
 
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it's an easy passover

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Nearly flawless execution there....9.5/10


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