Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

Opening Hand of a Party 50+5. I'm one of 3 people to bite it:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t1000)
UTG+1 (t1000)
UTG+2 (t1000)
MP1 (t1000)
MP2 (t1000)
MP3 (t1000)
CO (t1000)
Button (t1000)
SB (t1000)
BB (t1000)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero calls t15, UTG+1 calls t15, [color=#666666]6 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]SB raises to t57.5</font>, BB calls t45, Hero calls t45, UTG+1 calls t45.

Flop: (t237.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Turn: (t237.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

River: (t237.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Final Pot: t237.50

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
SB has Qc Qh (one pair, queens).
BB has Ks 3c (straight, five high).
Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives).
UTG+1 has 4s 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: BB wins t237.50. </font>

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

My bad beat is about me not even being able to play poker. My body refuses to double click on that party poker icon. I should be making $1k a day. Maybe the reason I got a 12+tabling setup recently is just so it LOOKS like I work.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

half whining, half punching myself in the face...

part 1, punching myself in the face:

7k (about 1.5 average with 400 left out of 2000) in the 7:25 $11 MTT on Party. I'd been playing pretty well up to that point so I guess I figured it was time to do something real retarded.

blinds are 100/200. 3 limpers &amp; the SB completes, I check in the BB with J8o. Flop JJ2. I check, first limper checks, second limper bets 400 into 1000 pot. 3rd limper raises to 1100, I call, bettor re-raises all-in for 3000 more, raiser folds, and I.....CALL????!

OMFGWTFNOOBSUXXORZ!!!

part 2, whining:

less than 1 orbit later, I have 3k left &amp; pick up KK. UTG makes it 900, UTG+1 flat calls, I push, folded to UTG. UTG calls. UTG+1 calls! I'm up against JJ &amp; QQ and they both have me covered!!

I hate life.

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does this qualify?

Donk limps in MP3, I raise ~2.5BB in CO with AKo. Blinds fold. Donk thinks, then pushes. I have the smaller stack and call, as I haven't seen him do anything tricky, and in the hand just before I made a similar bet from the button with AQs after his limp and he folded. He turns over AT. Flop has a T, and I am UI to the river. I know he's only a 3:1 dog.

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1/3/5/39. Ship the dough, Out. This is at the $109's btw.

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this one time i had AA and lost

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You know I'm only whining cause you said to post here.

Come to the conclusion that pokerstars is rigged, at least the $16s and $27s turbo sngs. First set, nothing would go right and 8 of 10 I lost to 3 outers!!!! MFer. Next set, 4 f'n 2nds in a row, despite having a heavy chiplead in 2 of them (f'n luckboxes).

Their lobby sucks, wouldn't it be nice to only show registering sngs, and maybe even just NL HE sngs?? Too much to ask?

And these $hitty tournie lobbies. What the F do I need that for?? Why won't it just auto close?? Course I close it anyway. Why the F do tables open on top of each other?? Pain in my ass. Avatars?? They clutter up the table. Even with a customized stars version of the 'greenfelt' PP table mod it still doesn't look clean. I want party table style clean.

Their chat?? Well I didn't berate anyone, guess I'm over that. But it's a pain in the ass how the typing shifts to another table!!! Jesus, who was bright enough to put that in?

I do like the stacks though. And turbos *seem* faster than party stacks, even the 800. The players at stars really are awful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I haven't played the $22s for a bit, but the stars players are every bit as bad. Loose mofos too.

Breakeven after 90 minutes work, wtf?? And stop emailing me these damn tournie summaries. I don't give a $hit how well I did, only how much I made. Can't believe it's turned on by default.

Your cards and action buttons suck, like everyone elses. That's why I had to customize them.

Anything else??

Cashouts baby!!! Awesome.

Only felt like doing this because there is an 'official' thread. Citanul, don't encourage it, I think the forum is getting better now that these type of threads are locked. People were learning, but now you're just giving them their fix again.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

wow...$20+2 stars
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button (t1500)
SB (t1500)
Hero (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)
MP3 (t1500)
CO (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, 2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t20, 1 fold</font>, Button calls t20, SB raises to t40</font>, Hero calls t20, UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, MP3 calls t20, Button calls t20.

Flop: (t240) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t240) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)</font>
SB bets t80</font>, Hero raises to t260</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t260, MP3 folds, Button folds, SB raises to t1460</font>, Hero calls t1200 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t1200 (All-In).

River: (t4620) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4620

Results:
SB has Kh Jh (full house, fives full of kings).
Hero has As 3s (flush, ace high).
UTG+1 has 4d Qh (full house, fives full of fours).
Outcome: SB wins t4620. </font>

ZZzzZZzz

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I fell asleep early and slept through prime hours on a holiday eve.

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I played 12 hours of said time period, and still lost [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]