Does this count as winning a fight?
 

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Acomplished Goal #2 of 3 college thread. Very Funny

While reading it I agreed with alot of people, using mace doesn't count as winning a fight... I thought it was for vaginas.

Now it's you're turn to vote

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

Just finding a little guy to beat up doesn't count as a fight, mace or not.

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

There's no way it counts. He needs to do that goal over if he's ever going to be able to face himself again. Maybe he can kill two birds with one stone and pee on himself during a fight?

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

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Just finding a little guy to beat up doesn't count as a fight, mace or not.



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I thought he was a p*ssy before for using mace in a fight he started and I still think it...

So he's 1 for 3 at the moment... The pissing ain't happening for a while once the chick who took the money shot has told everyone about his "Stinky Penis" !

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

100% pussy. I bet he ran before the guy got the mace outta his eyes.

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

In one of the final episodes of the practice, Jimmy is having trouble with like local mobsters and they confront him in a small room and he maces one of them. They made it look like the mobsters where trying to kill him. After he maced one of them they both stopped their advances and just staired at him dumb struck. Then one of them said something like "Jimmy, hit me with a bat, shoot me with a gun and kill me, but mace? You dishonor the neighberhood".

This was all i could think of when i read this dudes original psot

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

Fighting is about winning, and winning is measured in who went to the hospital.

So if you sprayed the guy down with mace, I hope you took the next step of stomping him when he's writhing on the ground gasping for air and clutching his eyes.

If you dont use weapons available to you in a fight, you are stupid. I promise that if you fight me, I'm going to try to [censored] kill you, so you better be doing the same to me.

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

OP in the other thread got this all wrong--the instructions were clearly to pick a fight with a complete stranger and lose...

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Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

I don't think everyone is thinking this through. How is this different than using any other non-lethal weapon? Say you got into a fight and took a bat out of your backseat or trunk. You might not be fighting "fair" when you bust out the bat, but everyone would pretty much agree that you won the fight.

If a fight was never initiated - he walked up and just maced the kid - that's one thing. But if the kid shoved, threw a punch, whatever, then its a fight, and the OP won. He didn't fight in a gentlemanly manner, but then again, I wouldn't either in a street fight.

I would think he set that goal because he wanted the satisfaction of pummeling someone, so I don't understand how he accomplishes that when he uses mace and then pummels them. But there's no doubt in my mind that it was a fight, and OP clearly won.

Re: Does this count as winning a fight?
 

Was it a fight? Yes.

Did Mapplethorpe win the fight? Yes.

It shouldn't be sufficient for his "goals", but look who you're talking about, people.