a proposition for OOT
 

k, I want a new tattoo (a poker one, if I can figure out anything that wont make me look like a total tool).

however, I cant pay for it.

SO, in the spirit of OOT, if yall will fund my tattoo (not to mention helping me pick one out).... this is what Im willing to do.

I will get a SIIHP tattoo.

however, I will not get it where it is visible below shortsleeve shirts, just because of a job restriction.

Whaddya think, yall down? Of course copious pictures would be taken.

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I'm in if you get a SIIMP tatoo on the small of your back.

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riiiight, but I like chicks.

so, no.

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riiiight, but I like chicks.

so, no.

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It would still be less gay to get that than a poker tattoo.

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riiiight, but I like chicks.

so, no.

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It would still be less gay to get that than a poker tattoo.

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And it's not close.

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yeah, I've come to that conclusion

Im gonna go with what I wanted a long time ago.

so, ixnay on the poker tattoo.

but I still will go with SIIHP

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(a poker one, if I can figure out anything that wont make me look like a total tool)

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not going to happen

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hence, I said "no more poker tattoo".

Im just kinda sitting here laughing, envisioning trying to explain to chicks what my SIIHP tattoo means

..I gotta come up with some kind of like, cool meaning for it.

well, cool for chicks.

EDIT: How bout 'Sexual Intercourse Is His Passion'? see? Im gonna need help with that too.

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so.

you think in 10 years you're gonna be pretty pumped about your "stick it in her pooper" tattoo?

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Not really, but everyone has one "stupid" tattoo. And if it helps me get the tattoo I've wanted for a long time, it's worth it.

plus, Im sure that by the time I care, there will be a better removal procedure.

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riiiight, but I like chicks.

so, no.

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It would still be less gay to get that than a poker tattoo.

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How about a tattoo that says "HE'S ALL IN!" at the top of his ass crack?

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i think

"go all in"

would be better

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haha.

its funny... no it really is.

its like wow, I never thought of that.

nh.

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You don't need a tattoo to look like a tool.

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you need to put the "SIIHP" a little below your belly button, with an arrow pointing down below it.

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How many tattoos do you have already?

Most people I know that have a "stupid tattoo" got it as their first - or at worst, their second - tattoo. I, for one, have no stupid tattoos and constantly endeavor to keep it that way. You want a "new" tattoo - what are your old tattoos? Post pics for judgement and ridicule.

And if you're gonna get somethin like SIIHP, at least go balls out and get "STICK IT IN HER POOPER" inked on your stomach. Ya know, where "THUG LIFE" belongs. That'd be rad.

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You don't need a tattoo to look like a tool.

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^^
living proof?

look, I was treating this like a crimson challenge kind of thing. its late, I dont wanna deal with bullshit, so now that all the prerequisite gay jokes have been made...

if there's no interest in taking me up on it, let the thread die.

otherwise, lets get to inkin!

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everyone has one "stupid" tattoo.

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Really?

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i hope youre drunk right now. when you wake up tomorrow this should seem like the bad idea that it is.

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I was thinkin' we'd hope he was sober and the next time he got drunk, shellin' out $80 to some crappy tattoo artist at a street shop would seem like a great idea. (That sentence sucks, but I refuse to reword it)

Photographs of this would be worth showing to my artist.

Re: a proposition for OOT
 

yeah, I have two, both of them important to me.

look, I'll be honest here: I just want the tattoo I've been hoping to get for a long time, and I have no money to fund it.

so yes, I am willing to get a stupid tattoo.

simple enough.

my two tattoos are my life's motto "Conquer self" and a kanji symbol which means "sacred" which was the first symbol I learned in kanji (after I kinda got down the hiragana and katakana).

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look, I'll be honest here: I just want the tattoo I've been hoping to get for a long time, and I have no money to fund it.


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wait a week or month or whatever and get it then.

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good lord. if you guys have a heart, please don't fund this.

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good lord. if you guys have a heart, please don't fund this.

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Crimson Challenge Collective would pay handsomely even for the stupidity that is SIIHP.

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good lord. if you guys have a heart, please don't fund this.

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Cant you understand that these human feelings stand in the way of big laughs?

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so what if Im drunk.

this is still a good idea.

I think.


hmmm, maybe I should reasess this when I can see straight.

and why does everyone always type to fckd up when tehyre drunk?

its not that hard.

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i can't protect you forever, buddy. i'm beginning to think this is a lost cause.

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um.

no offense chief, becuse I kinda ppreciated your outlook on the other thread, but wtf?

anways Im going to bed, this is the only time I've been this wasted without strippers and cloke [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]


p.s. four horsemen shots are the [censored].

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no offense chief

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Is there a more surefire way to ensure that someone takes offense?

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good lord. if you guys have a heart, please don't fund this.

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Crimson Challenge Collective would pay handsomely even for the stupidity that is SIIHP.

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I'm so broke I'm about to eat butter for $100, and even I'd throw in for a SIIHP tattoo

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yeah, youre right, my bad, that was [censored] to say.

sry. I dont mean that in a smartass way but its gonna come off that way.

good lookin out glide.

pss this is why I smoke and not drink.

oh and clark, out of curiosity, what are you doing now that the cards are gone? this is like the first time I've seen you post since the nlcs.

just curous

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this is like the first time I've seen you post since the nlcs

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Yeah, I've only had 400+ posts since then, including over 25 in the Sox World Series thread. I can see how you've missed it.

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Not having tattoo's is the new tattoo.

Write that down.

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Not having tattoo's is the new tattoo.

Write that down.

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Using apostrophes to create plurals is the new black.

bob the angry flower loves you

Write that down.

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i think you should do this.

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Not having tattoo's is the new tattoo.

Write that down.

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Using apostrophes to create plurals is the new black.

bob the angry flower loves you

Write that down.

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How do you spell eat my butt? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I will fund this myself if you somehow can sign away your right to ever vote again.

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I will fund this myself if you somehow can sign away your right to ever vote again.

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see now this is the type of post I like... part "look at me make a funny", part "Im superior", and it comes off as 100% "Im an [censored]".

I got drunk. (see above p.s.'s about 4 horsemen) and I posted because I've had this tattoo on my mind.

Glide kinda brings me to my senses for the second time tonight (owe ya).

now how do you extrapolate this into the fact Im unable to vote? You can't, you just wanna be an [censored].

So yes, go ahead and post like that, and hey, I'll even fund it, if there's some way you can write off your ability to reproduce.

dick.

EDIT: I have a huge freaking headache.... and I obstinately voted for nader anyways cuz Kerry was a damn pantywaste... so maybe I shouldnt vote.

oh well.

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if you go through with this, i garuntee you will regret it. but, you know, whatever, you're drunk, right?

Re: a proposition for OOT
 

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k, I want a new tattoo (a poker one, if I can figure out anything that wont make me look like a total tool).

however, I cant pay for it.

SO, in the spirit of OOT, if yall will fund my tattoo (not to mention helping me pick one out).... this is what Im willing to do.

I will get a SIIHP tattoo.

however, I will not get it where it is visible below shortsleeve shirts, just because of a job restriction.

Whaddya think, yall down? Of course copious pictures would be taken.

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YES! Finally, someone's stepping up for the Crimson challenge tattoo. I love it.