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edge 12-23-2005 04:43 AM

Bad beat
 
There's a certain type of bread that I like to buy. It comes in several varieties, all of which are 100% whole wheat! Well, that's pretty good!

However, within the harmless-looking packaging resides a dreadful injustice. THERE ARE AN ODD NUMBER OF SLICES.

WHY

Piiop 12-23-2005 04:48 AM

Re: Bad beat
 
Pretty weak, you can do a lot with one slice of bread.

Also, did you count them all right when you opened it or did you just get down to 1 slice and realize it? Maybe you bad beated yourself.

12-23-2005 04:48 AM

Re: Bad beat
 
you could make one of those double stacker sandwiches dude its all good

edge 12-23-2005 05:12 AM

Re: Bad beat
 
No, I'm sure they all come in an odd number of slices. I have purchased and eaten somewhere in the range of 7-10 loaves so far, and I always use two slices at a time. Double-layer sandwiches are lame, and so is having one piece of toast.

12-23-2005 05:17 AM

Re: Bad beat
 
if they were so lame why would you see them at established fast food franchises like that one place

you could also use the leftover piece after toasting it as sandpaper

12-23-2005 09:14 AM

Re: Bad beat
 
buy 2 loaves [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

edge 12-23-2005 10:46 AM

Re: Bad beat
 
[ QUOTE ]
if they were so lame why would you see them at established fast food franchises like that one place

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, because "McDonald's" and "lame" are entirely separate concepts, right?

breandan 12-23-2005 02:46 PM

Re: Bad beat
 
i have o.c.d., when i read this post i cried and then tapped on my door nob 6 times.

ZenMusician 12-23-2005 03:00 PM

Re: Bad beat
 
Time for a Cola Lock...

-ZEN

12-23-2005 04:52 PM

Re: Bad beat
 
no i'm talking about some other place


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