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Malachii 10-14-2005 02:35 AM

Stumbled across a gem...
 
Our message for teens...

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Teenagers today need new choices that reflect the reality of their complex lives. Abstinence is often preached by the self-righteous right-wing pundits, but that's simply not a realistic approach to teen sexuality. To hear the fundamentalist right, you'd think even masturbation would lead to the end of civilization.

But there is a way for youths to enjoy rich and satisfying sexual intimacy without risking unwanted pregnancy — ANAL SEX! The anus, tighter than any vagina and tinged with the thrill of the taboo, is the perfect venue for modern teen lust.

Of course, the safest way for teens to avoid unwanted pregnancy while satisfying their carnal needs is to limit themselves to homoerotic encounters until they are ready for procreation. But many boys and girls are uncomfortable with the idea of same-sex encounters. Anal sex, however, can be fun for both sexes, and thanks to modern improvements in strap-on sex tools, girls can enjoy being in control of their own anal encounters.

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bholdr 10-14-2005 02:37 AM

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am i first? yay!

SIIHP!!!

jcmack13 10-14-2005 02:39 AM

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Summary: SIIHP!

Edit: F--k. so close.

[censored] 10-14-2005 02:39 AM

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REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

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nice

DarkForceRising 10-14-2005 02:42 AM

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I heard some woman on Stern a few years ago advocating this. I just hope they take time to discuss the mood killing topic of the consequences of microscopic fecal bacteria making contact with the mouth and vaginer.

10-14-2005 04:35 AM

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http://www.infinitydog.com/technical...es/05_male.jpg

BOBBY L., Detroit, MI
Yo, I know how to treat my girl right. I always show her the same respect I want to get back from her. I never ask her to swallow my spunk until I go down on her first. It's just common courtesy.

10-14-2005 04:36 AM

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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

Malachii 10-14-2005 04:06 PM

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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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No kidding chief.

10-14-2005 04:33 PM

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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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Are you SURE?

10-14-2005 04:58 PM

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Okay I found out this site must be a joke.

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Are you SURE?

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Positive.


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