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diebitter 10-21-2005 04:41 AM

Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
The name and sex haikus were reasonable successes, I reckon, and brought out the artistic side of OOT. So howzabout angry haiku? What is annoying you right now, how angry do you feel - whatever. Take it as a broad brief.

Here's mine, to get it rolling:

Circumstance, distance,
duty, ethics, worse still, hope,
so rattles my cage!

ChipWrecked 10-21-2005 05:14 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
On freeway again.
Motherfvcker cut me off!
Die, you piece of sh1t!

shant 10-21-2005 05:32 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
Yo [censored] you [censored] you
[censored] you [censored] you you're cool
and [censored] you I'm out.

diebitter 10-21-2005 06:59 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
Lion King! WTF?
You have got to be kidding!
Jungle Book must rule!

GuyOnTilt 10-21-2005 07:46 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
Missing warmer times
The [censored] am I here, wondering
Will the rain ever end?

GoT

10-21-2005 08:02 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
People chatting loud
Won’t leave me the hell alone
Why can’t they sit down?

10-21-2005 08:33 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
Where is my purple?
Taken from me in the night
I am now pissed off

GuyOnTilt 10-21-2005 09:04 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
Fall has brought parties
With them a lot of tools; leave
My house you dumbass.

GoT

ChipWrecked 10-21-2005 09:33 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
Moving household day
Many boxes, little time
My toothbrush is gone.

ChipWrecked 10-21-2005 09:37 AM

Re: Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 
[ QUOTE ]
Lion King! WTF?


[/ QUOTE ]

Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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