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DOUGH... The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY... The guy that sells me beer.
ME... The guy who drinks the beer
FAR... The distance to my beer.
SO... I think I'll have a beer.
LA... La la la la la la beer.
TEA... No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
That will bring us back to... (Looks into an empty glass) "D'OH!"
-Homer Simpson.

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Whisky in the Jar
Sung in Irish accent of course

As I was going over the Kilmagenny mountain
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol, and the produced my rapier.
Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,

[chorus]
musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I brought it home to Jenny.
She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy

Chorus

I went into my chamber, for to take a slumber,
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
and sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.

Chorus

It was early in the morning, before I rose to travel,
the guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
but I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.

Chorus

If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
if I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
and I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny

Chorus

Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
but others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courting pretty Jenny in the morning bright and early

Chorus

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"Werewolves of London"

You don't need to know the words. Just howl.

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Jason Boland & The Stragglers- Nymphomaniac

Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big t*ts
And a little bitty ass
A f*cking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two sh*ts if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

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This is only about half the reportire of Irish trad. music. At my Irish pub, the band would do a song called Alice.

the line goes "and for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice" - and the audience shouts "ALICE - WHO THE f%&* IS ALICE?"

fun song but some Irish bands won't learn it because once you know it, it's ALWAYS requested. - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

other fun drinking songs - Gloria - (with these guys, Van Morrison counts) - [censored] - now I wanna fall off the wagon...thanks - LOL

RB

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horus (everyone):

I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago. I don't work there any more.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a chicken
Everyone: A chicken from the store...
Individual: A chicken she wanted; my cock she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for some cheddar
Everyone: Some cheddar from the store.
Individual: Some cheddar she wanted; blue vein (?) she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for some dentures.
Everyone: Some dentures from the store.
Individual: Lowers she wanted; up her I got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a camel.
Everyone: A camel from the store.
Individual: A camel she wanted; a hump she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a carpet.
Everyone: A carpet from the store.
Individual: A carpet she wanted; laid she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a flag.
Everyone: A flag from the store.
Individual: A flag she wanted; my pole she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a hammer...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a piano...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A piano she wanted, my organ she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a screendoor...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A screendoor she wanted, her backdoor I got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a washer...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A washer she wanted, screwed she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

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Quids,

We used to sing this one a lot in college, I think mainly because it's easy:

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
'Cause when we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all our beer!

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One of my happiest moments ever was my two grandfathers spending like 30 minutes just running through old drinking songs one Christmas. I don't remember any of them, but this thread reminded me of that, so like, thanks.

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Download the Cheers Theme Song. We used this for our power hour cue to drink our shots of beer.

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Spirit of the West - Home for a Rest

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All-

Drinking songs must:

-be at least familliar to most people
-have a strong chorus that repeats frequently and is easy to learn
-be about something either unwholosome or drinking related
-it helps if during the chorus everyone singing feels the need to sing louder


Please keep those rules in mind when making future selections.

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Show me the way to go home.

~D

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"The Blarney Stone" by Ween is a classic.

NT

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I second Werewolves of London.
I like Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo by Rick Deringer, its fun drunk song.

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I am not sure of all of the lyrics, but one frat use to sing a drinking song at football games where the chorus was:
"In China they never eat pussy."

I have no idea what it means but I always chuckled.

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Ween's The Blarney Stone with chords

G____________________________
Get off my ass you wee bitty f^ck
G___________________________D__D__D_G
If I pull out the claymore you’re sh^t outta luck
Who’s that girl, that pretty young thing
After I f^ck her she’ll get up and sing

(Chorus)
G__Em__D_____G_____________________D__D__D__G
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don’t get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

(Chorus)

Ain’t got no girl ’cuz I haven’t the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

(Chorus)

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain’t dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin’ this is what I said

(Chorus)

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This reminds me of a skit that didn't get mentioned in that SNL commercial thread.

Order "Singing with The Drunken Asses" today and we'll send you a free copy of "The Drunken Asses say things that they can't take back"!

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Yeah, it's gotta be either this or "Whiskey yer the Devil", right?

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How about The Doors -
"Oh show me the way,
to the next
Whiskey Bar
Oh don't ask why"

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The chicago song is [censored] amazing. When we sing that song, if someone messes up when they try and make up a line to the song we make them do the zulu warrior dance (get naked and dance around for like 30 seconds) I also like this one:

Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were bells in a tower, Were bells in a tower
And, I'd be the bell ringer, And I'd be the bell ringer
I'd bang them every hour I'd bang them every hour

Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were holes in the road, Were holes in the road
And I'd be the dumptruck driver, And I'd be the dumptruck driver
I'd fill them with my load, I'd fill them with my load
Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were pies on a shelf, Were pies on a shelf
And I'd be the baker, And I'd be the baker
I'd eat em all myself, I'd eat em all my self

Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were trees in a forest, We're trees in a forest
And I'd be a lumberjack, And I'd be a lumberjack
I'd split down their clitoris, I'd split down their clitoris

Etc.

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Elton John's Tiny Dancer is a great drunk song, especially when everybody is so inebreated that they sing:

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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Sweet Caroline, by Neil Diamond?

There's this one part where everyone yells "suck my ****".

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Not for every crowd, but if you're in a roomful of drunk geeks, start this one up:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do!
Who holds back the electric car?
who made Steve Guttenberg — a star?
We do, we do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar Night?
We do — we do!

Stonecutter's Drinking Song, "The Simpsons"

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Garth Brooks - Friends in low places

I was at my girlfriend's semi-formal last night and I was after the DJ all night to make sure he played it. He threw it on at the end of the night and we blew the roof off the place.

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Elton John's Tiny Dancer is a great drunk song, especially when everybody is so inebreated that they sing:

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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Umm...that might just be you doing this.

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The correct answer is Piano Man. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this.

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Elton John's Tiny Dancer is a great drunk song, especially when everybody is so inebreated that they sing:

"Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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Umm...that might just be you doing this.

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I know lots of people who think he says "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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That's because they all watch Friends.

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Dropkick Murphy's - "Kiss me, I'm shitfaced"

"I designed the Sears Tower, I make TWO GRAND AN HOUR!"

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The correct answer is Piano Man. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this.

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wtf not even the best drinking song recorded by billy joel.

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It may not be the best, but it's the one everyone knows. Have fun singing by yourself.

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We Ruggers have LOTS of fun drinking songs, Including "Jesus Saves", "The S&M Man", and many more.

"Jesus can't play Rugby cuz his mom wont [censored] the team"
"Jesus cant play rugby cuz hes only got 12 friends"
"Jesus cant play rugby cuz he never even existed"

A few of the lines from Jesus Saves Im partial to.