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Rod Jr 12-24-2005 03:53 AM

A poker joke that rocks the table
 
When ever I win a pot and then someone says, "Nice hand." I always say, "Thanks I just got a manicure."

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants. Try it, it brings down the house.

edge 12-24-2005 03:59 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TY FOR THE GREAT FIRST POST

UATrewqaz 12-24-2005 04:06 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Try

"Thanks, I use them to masturbate."

and see how the table reacts


but the sad thing is I will try this joke out with my friends soon.

Rod Jr 12-24-2005 04:07 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
np, glad you got a kick out of it. First time i heard it, i about died.

shant 12-24-2005 04:18 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
LOL

lighterjobs 12-24-2005 04:36 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
hahaha awesome.

12-24-2005 06:29 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
when i fart, it isn't very funny. I must suck.

chesspain 12-24-2005 08:51 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

TexArcher 12-24-2005 12:39 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
I don't get it?

12-24-2005 01:38 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!

12-24-2005 02:29 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
"Thanks I just got a manicure."



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lol..

mikeyvegas 12-24-2005 03:04 PM

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Wow, he actually farted. What a great time that must have been. Really awesome stuff. I'm laughing now just picturing it, I can't imagine actually being there to experience it. It must a have been a magical moment for the whole table. I guess this is the kind of Christmas miracle that will stay with you your whole life.

Happy Holidays!

edge 12-24-2005 03:08 PM

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farts are always hilarious too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

mikeyvegas 12-24-2005 03:55 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
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That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

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You must have missed the part where the guy actually farted in his pants.

Rod Jr 12-24-2005 04:28 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
It was funny because the fart came out in little bursts everytime he chuckled. So it was like Put Put Put Put Put Put.

Rod Jr 12-24-2005 04:35 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

12-24-2005 08:23 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
King Jack-off.

12AX7 12-24-2005 11:12 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Clearly this is the Beavis and Butthead thread. LOL!

OK...

QQ = Sigfried and Roy... a pair of queens.

MikeSmith 12-25-2005 12:12 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Like a foreigner at his dry cleaning store "i fold"

7ontheline 12-25-2005 12:26 AM

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One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

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When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?

augie00 12-25-2005 12:53 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Best gimmick account ever. If this is a gimmick account. If it's not it should be.

uncleshady 12-25-2005 01:08 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

lighterjobs 12-25-2005 02:15 AM

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Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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i [censored] love you.

SoftcoreRevolt 12-25-2005 03:35 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
The jerk store called and they are all outta you.

bobbyi 12-25-2005 09:38 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
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Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

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Absolutely not.

CallMeIshmael 12-26-2005 12:14 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

[/ QUOTE ]

This is perhaps the best post of all time.

12-26-2005 02:52 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

[/ QUOTE ]

When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?

[/ QUOTE ]

He could have been an alter boy you never know

shant 12-26-2005 07:47 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

[/ QUOTE ]

This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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It's close between all 3 of his posts in this thread.

1800GAMBLER 12-26-2005 11:43 AM

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There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

JinX11 12-26-2005 08:49 PM

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There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

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...and farting.

Rod Jr 01-01-2006 12:41 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
gavin rules


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