I\'m a brat at the table
 

Not all the time, usually I am sweet and friendly and just play and talk to people, because that is the most fun.

But today I was playing at a casino in Lake Charles, and I got sat at a table full of men. As I took my seat, one guy barked, out, "No girls allowed!". The dealer shushed him.

So I sit down, and on my second hand I get KQ, raise pf, flop tp, bet every street, get called down and win a large pot. As I'm scooping up half the chips on the table and stacking them up, I look up and say smugly, "That's how GIRLS plays poker"

I'm a brat, aren't I?

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most pointless post of the year?

one time i was at a table i won a big pot the guy said nh and i said ty!

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girls are not allowed to post on these forums, go to www.icantplaypokerbecauseimagirl.com/forums

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was that at the new casino? I was in Sulphur after Hurricane Rita with the National Guard and saw that new casino.

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I like to judge how pointless of a story I have by posting it on 2+2, because I know you guys won't mince words. It's sweet, really.

And no, it was Isle of Capri in Lake Charles.

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gimic account go away. this isn't even remotely funny or interesting.

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I like high life, its a decent beer for a good price, just about the only good American beer Ive had

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Its the "Champagne of Beers".

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Brat, no. Annoying, yes.

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Good for you! Kick some redneck ass. Next time that happens, don't forget to lean over and pinch their (face) cheek, too, like they're a cute little kid.

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Congratulations. I'm sure you're very proud of yourself.

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I like high life, its a decent beer for a good price, just about the only good American beer Ive had

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lol. the champagne of beers. yummy.

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I like high life, its a decent beer for a good price, just about the only good American beer Ive had

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decent? it is second best only to MGD!

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Go repost this is OOT three times, then get banned, good luck.

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sorry I am unfamiliar with the abbreviation OOT and MGD is too watery for my liking

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Wow you tell a great story. Have you thought of writing a book?

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sorry I am unfamiliar with the abbreviation OOT and MGD is too watery for my liking

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OOT=Other Other Topics, its another forum on this site.

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once again u r not allowed to post here

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Amy Luke, in the flesh.

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I find it amusing that the response you got for your post proves the point of the post.

They may not want you there, but just keep taking their money anyway.

I don't understand why so many straight guys don't want women around for work or play. I don't expect I'll ever know that one.

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All beers are second best to MGD!

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FYP

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All beers are second best to straight everclear !

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FYP

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fyfyp

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How the f was this not posted yet?

http://www.plasticnipple.com/images/...hore_beach.jpg

Also the only fun way to be a brat at the table is to get insanely drunk, play horribly, and continually tell everyone that you're good and they are bad.

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I like high life, its a decent beer for a good price, just about the only good American beer Ive had

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you need to drink Yuengling

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thats American?

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not only American, they make a claim to being the oldest brewery in the U.S.

wikipedia article on Yuengling

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i dont understand

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So I sit down, and on my second hand I get KQ, raise pf, flop tp, bet every street, get called down and win a large pot. As I'm scooping up half the chips on the table and stacking them up, I look up and say smugly, "That's how anyone who knows how to play poker plays poker"

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that's what you should have said anyway. actually, you probably shouldn't have said anything.

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What did Chuck do to deserve that oar to the head anyway Captain Gilbert?

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What did Chuck do to deserve that oar to the head anyway Captain Gilbert?

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Chuck let him hit him just to show how badass he is. There's no way anyone, ninja or regular human, could sneak up on Chuck Norris and hit him. The force from Chuck Norris's head probably reverberated up through the oar handle and killed the guy anyway. If it didn't, then I'm pretty sure the roundhouse kick to the head did. [censored] Chuck Norris, man.

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I look up and say smugly, "That's how GIRLS plays poker" I'm a brat, aren't I?

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It's better to be smug at the end of a session than near the beginning.

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I look up and say smugly, "That's how GIRLS plays poker" I'm a brat, aren't I?

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It's better to be smug at the end of a session than near the beginning.

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Word.

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oooohhh you bad girl you - thatta way to show them!!

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All:

f*** that s***! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!!

(By which I mean Natty Boh, hon.)

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This thread is useless without pics.

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I look up and say smugly, "That's how GIRLS plays poker"
I'm a brat, aren't I?

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Yes, but it's OK as long as you smile and look cute when you say it. Leaning forward and batting your eyelashes is good here. You are wearing a lengthening mascara, right? And don't forget to curl first.

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i hope you are hot because ugly and boring is a bad combination

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