The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $10 BB (8 handed) converter

CO ($970)
Button ($578.80)
SB :#A500AF(Solid Player)/ ($2336)
acesover8s ($985)
UTG ($693.20)
UTG+1 :#A500AF(Some Douche)/ ($274)
MP1 ($1225.40)
MP2 ($910)

Preflop: acesover8s is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 :#A500AF(Some Douche)/ calls $10, MP1 calls $10, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls $10, <font color="#CC3333">SB :#A500AF(Solid Player)/ raises to $60</font>, acesover8s calls $50, UTG+1 :#A500AF(Some Douche)/ calls $50, MP1 calls $50, Button calls $50.

Flop: ($300) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Solid Player bets $297</font>, <font color="#CC3333">acesover8s raises to $925</font>, Some Douche calls $214 (All-In), MP1 folds, Button folds, Solid Player calls $628.

Turn: ($2364) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($2364) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2364

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Solid Player has 5h 8d Ah 8h (three of a kind, eights).
acesover8s has Js Jh Ts 9c (flush, jack high).
Some Douche has Qs 2s Td 3d (flush, queen high).
Outcome: acesover8s wins $1422. Some Douche wins $942. </font>

23TQ on a J48 flop. . . All in baby. . .

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

Did you puke in your mouth a litte?

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

A little more at first when I missed the backdoor flush and thought he took me down with the runner-runner 6 high straight instead.

This is actually the 3rd time in the last week that someone has committed there whole stack with nothing but a gutter, I can only assume my winrate is better because of it. . .

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

Everytime that I think moving up will reduce the idiotic play posts like this make me appreciate that I am only losing my 50 or 100 dollar stack when that happens.

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

Maybe he put himself on AAxx? Given the way the hand played out, it seems like the only possible hand he could have had.

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

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Maybe he put himself on AAxx? Given the way the hand played out, it seems like the only possible hand he could have had.

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heh. . . what a prick you are. . .

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

How much money did you make in the tourney last night? Oh thats right. You got [censored] bubbled. Asskabob. How much did you make in the cash game? Oh thats right, your bitch-ass had to get up at 11:30 AM so you couldn't stay out late.

Way to finally make an account and contribute nothing you [censored] troll. Go back to teaching your young neophytes about Suckretes and his butt-buddy PLuto. Half of your students are probably playing online poker on their laptops in your class anyways.

Blumpkins are +EV.

PG

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

this is donktastic.....would you say this is indicative of the play on stars....i played some .5 1 PLO and it was very beatable for me....i do play a very agressive game that can have a ton of variance if it gets off track though.

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

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this is donktastic.....would you say this is indicative of the play on stars....i played some .5 1 PLO and it was very beatable for me....i do play a very agressive game that can have a ton of variance if it gets off track though.

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No, I wouldn't say this is indicitave of the play at stars, or any other online sites. But in the last week or two I have been seeing some really awful play.

You frequently get players paying pot sized bets with just openended straight draws which is bad enough.

I should mention that in live cash games the play is frequently much worse that this. You all would be amazed at some of the plays I've seen.

My favorite was a pot contested at the 10-25$ game during the WSOP when two players got it allin for around 9k with a flop of KQ2. One player held KQ2x, the other held A2xx, literally no draws whatsoever. One of the other opponents mucked the AA she raised with preflop.

It wouldn't be a great story if the case ace didn't fall and give the man the pot.

Re: The hits just keep on coming. . . (NC)
 

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How much money did you make in the tourney last night? Oh thats right. You got [censored] bubbled.

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Kinda strange that we chopped the tourney, but I made triple the profit. How did that work again? What was that you kept saying? Oh, yeah, REBUY!