The Low Content Hand Thread
 

Do you have a hand that you just HAVE to post? It's totally meaningless, but you just MUST let the board know about it? Does it defy probability? Are you increduluous as to how donkish some one is? Post it here!

I'll get us started:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (8 handed) converter

MP1 (t2089)
MP2 (t2834)
CO (t1150)
Button (t1500)
SB (t877)
Hero (t1645)
UTG (t2070)
UTG+1 (t1335)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls t100, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to t400</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1645</font>, UTG+1 calls t1235 (All-In), MP2 calls t1245.

Flop: (t4675) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t4675) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t4675) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4675

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ks Ah (full house, fives full of fours).
UTG+1 has Ac As (full house, fives full of aces).
MP2 has Ad Kh (full house, fives full of fours).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t4055. MP2 wins t310. Hero wins t310. </font>

Re: The Low Content Hand Thread
 

Funny. Was that at one of the trout games?

Re: The Low Content Hand Thread
 

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Funny. Was that at one of the trout games?

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Nah, just an SnG I was in.

Re: The Low Content Hand Thread
 

Here's another one, for added fun.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (5 handed) converter

UTG (t1050)
Hero (t1470)
Button (t2295)
SB (t2640)
BB (t6045)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1470</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls t1320.

Flop: (t3015) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t3015) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t3015) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t3015

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Tc Qc (straight, queen high).
Hero has 5h 5d (two pair, sixes and fives).
Outcome: BB wins t3015. </font>

This is how you freeroll somebody...
 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) converter

Button (t1255)
Hero (t725)
BB (t1615)
UTG (t1035)
MP (t1495)
CO (t1875)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to t250</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls [t725] t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls t475.

Flop: (t875) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t875) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t875) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t875


Hero has Ad Kd (straight flush, ace high).
MP has Ah Kc (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins t875.

Re: The Low Content Hand Thread
 

QTs. That's a good calling hand for the villian's I play against. I got bubble called with a J7s, Q5o, J4o this week. None of them short-stacked or desperate. Even with the crap I was pushing I was still the favorite. Of course I lost all 3.

Re: The Low Content Hand Thread
 

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QTs. That's a good calling hand for the villian's I play against. I got bubble called with a J7s, Q5o, J4o this week. None of them short-stacked or desperate. Even with the crap I was pushing I was still the favorite. Of course I lost all 3.

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Well I just posted that because of the runner runner straight, and because it happened less than 5 minutes after I made this thread.

Re: This is how you freeroll somebody...
 

Runner-runner royal flush.

Properly tinkering with the luckbox.

Re: This is how you freeroll somebody...
 

NL Texas Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee Trny:14749434 Level:8 Blinds(200/400) - Wednesday, August 10, 22:08:05 EDT 2005
Table Table 14534 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 8: DXXXXXXXX ( $6210 )
Seat 10: CXXXXXXXX ( $1890 )
Seat 1: Hero ( $1900 )
Trny:14727434 Level:8
Blinds(200/400)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Jc Ah ]
Hero is all-In [1900]
DXXXXXXXX calls [1700].
CXXXXXXXX folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, As, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
Hero shows [ Jc, Ah ] a pair of aces.
DXXXXXXXX shows [ 2s, 4s ] a straight flush, five high.
DXXXXXXXX wins 4200 chips from the main pot with a straight flush, five high.
omfg
Hero finished in third place and won $100.
Hero has left the table.

Re: The Low Content Hand Thread
 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (7 handed) converter

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 (t1005)
CO (t1730)
<font color="#C00000">Button (t950)</font>
SB (t1045)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t775)</font>
UTG (t775)
<font color="#C00000">MP1 (t1720)</font>

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t30, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls t30, Button calls t30, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (t135) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t80</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t920 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t705 (All-In), MP1 calls t840.

Turn: (t2720) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t2720) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2720
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: t2370 (t2370), between Button, Hero and MP1.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero (t2370).</font>
<font color="#009B00">Pot 2: t350 (t350), between Button and MP1.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Button (t350).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qc Jc (straight flush, ace high).
MP1 has Td Kd (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has 5s Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins t2370. Button wins t350. </font>


That just about made my day.