Re: So I lost my virginity
 

I am a moron

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

get drunk, call her

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

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buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

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Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

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i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

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I went and saw a doctor and he said I had retroviral elomytigia. He said it's fairly common in young males that lose their virginity to non-virgin women and fail to use a condom.


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Why would being a male virigin make you more likely to contract whatever it was that you contracted? Are you joking?

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Google "retroviral elomytigia" and you'll know everything you need to know.

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she was pretty freaking slutty and something like 40% of people have STD's, so I am pretty freaking worried. I feel dirty.

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Yeah, thats true. Its 40%, higher if you're stupid and believe anything you hear.

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buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

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Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

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i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

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ur saying im loose?

Re: So I lost my virginity
 

losing virginity to sluts is -ev.

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I went and saw a doctor and he said I had retroviral elomytigia. He said it's fairly common in young males that lose their virginity to non-virgin women and fail to use a condom.


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Why would being a male virigin make you more likely to contract whatever it was that you contracted? Are you joking?

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Google "retroviral elomytigia" and you'll know everything you need to know.

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Which would be nice if it was spelled right or existed in google.

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get drunk, call her

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This will most likely happen. Actually, she's probably going to call me. [censored] I feel weird right now.

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Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?