Somewhat Insulting Fortune Cookie
I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:
"Your judgement is a little off at this time." I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks. |
Re: Somewhat Insulting Fortune Cookie
You now need to do something that demonstrates your judgement is off, and then your karma will be restored.
I suggest putting assless leather chaps on, and scoff roofies on the way to the Blue Oyster Bar. |
Re: Somewhat Insulting Fortune Cookie
It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said: "Your judgement is a little off at this time." I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks. [/ QUOTE ] you did just finish eating at panda express, so it wasn't wrong. |
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You now need to do something that demonstrates your judgement is off, and then your karma will be restored. I suggest putting assless leather chaps on, and scoff roofies on the way to the Blue Oyster Bar. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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"Your judgement is a little off at this time." [/ QUOTE ] Well, you did think this was worth posting. So, another fortune has been fulfilled. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said: "Your judgement is a little off at this time." [/ QUOTE ] I would've told you the same thing. |
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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said: "Your judgement is a little off at this time, in Bed " I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks. [/ QUOTE ] haha SUCKS FOR YOU |
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"Your judgement is a little off at this time." [/ QUOTE ] I think it's saying you had poor judgement in choosing Panda Express. |
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8 replies and 3 of them are the same.
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