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diebitter 12-18-2005 04:16 AM

Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Okay, I'll run this a couple of days, then do a poll where they're all up for the OOT gangbang.

To start the ball rolling

Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

(well, that's my 2 favourites)

Splurge away....

Oh and some Christmassy filth (NSFW)

Blarg 12-18-2005 04:38 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Anything Nat King Cole sings.

kyro 12-18-2005 04:39 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Carol to the Bells by Peter Griffin.

No, seriously. CTTB is an amazing song, especially when done by an orchestra of sorts.

diebitter 12-18-2005 04:42 AM

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Carol to the Bells by Peter Griffin.

No, seriously. CTTB is an amazing song, especially when done by an orchestra of sorts.

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Is it on the Christmas ep? - I've forgotten. I'll dig it out and watch tonight anyway.

Peter Griffin has brought the world so much - The Church of the Fonz, for one.

kyro 12-18-2005 04:44 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
No, not the xmas one.

It's one of the new episodes (you know, after their layoff). I want to say it was the James Woods one, but I can't remember for sure because I've only seen it once/twice. Also, it's not an entire song. It's like 2 lines, and goes something like.

"Carol to the bells. Here comes Jesus Christ. Holy crap, he looks pissed."

But I really can't remember.

pryor15 12-18-2005 05:08 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Linus and Lucy
Christmastime is here

both from...

http://www.firstanimationart.com/sit...as-364x272.jpg

Harv72b 12-18-2005 06:33 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
The Kinks - Father Christmas
Size 14 - I [censored] Mrs. Claus
Blink 182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas
Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero

IQ89 12-18-2005 07:16 AM

Best Holiday Song
 
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree
How are thy leaves so verdant
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant

Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
How are thy leaves so verdant

O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me

For every year the Holiday tree,
Brings to us all both joy and glee.
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me

O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
Thy candles shine out brightly
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
Thy candles shine out brightly

Each bough doth hold its tiny light,
That makes each toy to sparkle bright.
O Holiday tree, O Holiday tree,
Thy candles shine out brightly

http://www.greetingsfromsanta.com/ar...a_bursting.jpgMeeeerry Holidays!

whiskeytown 12-18-2005 07:21 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Fairytale of New York - by the Pogues

it's not EVEN close......

RB

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It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
And I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old

When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on the corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old [censored] on junk
Living there almost dead on a drip
In that bed

You scum bag
You maggot
You cheap lousy [censored]
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last

I could have been someone
So could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

RB

Soul Daddy 12-18-2005 07:24 AM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas?

M2d 12-18-2005 02:18 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
white christmas by bing Crosby and Marjorie Reynolds in Holiday Inn

KingCon 12-18-2005 02:20 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
O HOLY NIGHT by anyone

Harv72b 12-18-2005 02:24 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
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The Kinks - Father Christmas
Size 14 - I [censored] Mrs. Claus
Blink 182 - I Won't Be Home For Christmas
Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero

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Adding two more:

Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Christmas Canon - Trans-Siberian Orchestra

gorie 12-18-2005 02:30 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
o holy night. any version


i also like 'hard candy christmas' by dolly parton
and 'pretty paper' by roy orbison

and

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] THE HIPPOPOTAMUS SONG!!!

i like christmas music.

ClassicBob 12-18-2005 03:38 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
[ QUOTE ]
No, not the xmas one.

It's one of the new episodes (you know, after their layoff). I want to say it was the James Woods one, but I can't remember for sure because I've only seen it once/twice. Also, it's not an entire song. It's like 2 lines, and goes something like.

"Carol to the bells. Here comes Jesus Christ. Holy crap, he looks pissed."

But I really can't remember.

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"Look at the Bells
Look at the Bells
Holy Crap, here comes Jesus,
and he doesn't look too happy."

SackUp 12-18-2005 04:05 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Carol of Bells rocks - "First Call" does a great job.

I'm a big fan of Andy Williams doing "It's the most wonderful time of the year" and "Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season"

Bing Crosby - White Christmas

John Denver and the Muppets - "Deck the Halls" and "We wish you a Merry Christmas"

faman 12-18-2005 07:46 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
I'm surprised no one's mentioned this classic yet:

BK Christmas

Shilly 12-18-2005 07:58 PM

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Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra


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My choice.

fyodor 12-18-2005 08:02 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
7 O'Clock News-Silent Night by Simon and Garfunkel

It's old and so the news is very dated but still a nice listen. See if you can find yourself a copy.

benza13 12-18-2005 08:05 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
So, how long have you been thinking of a thread to go with that picture?

And my favorite Christmas song - the one I don't hear, goddamn I hate Christmas music.

MissOt 12-18-2005 09:15 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
bob carlisle - christmas shoes

Duke 12-22-2005 02:19 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
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o holy night. any version

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My girlfriend was telling me how great this song is, and I downloaded several versions of it (I also remembered seeing it mentioned here).

I really don't see the attraction, and it's the only christmas related song that I actively dislike.

~D

12-22-2005 02:25 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Feliz Navidad (love the lyrics - very easy to sing along)
Holly Jolly Christmas
Little Saint Nick
Let it Snow - Dino style

ScottieK

Entity 12-22-2005 02:30 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
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Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

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Definitely.

12-22-2005 02:41 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Hating you for Christmas - by Everclear

Thanks for the christmas card
I don’t want to hear about your new job now
I don’t want to hear about your new boyfriend
I don’t want to hear about it all working out for you
No, I don’t want to hear it now

I don’t want to hear about your swinging new place
I don’t want to hear how everyone thinks it’s great
I just want to sit in our apartment and hate you
Yes, I will be hating you for christmas

You can have the christmas tree
Remember when we bought it at the store down the street?
Remember when I found that cheesy color wheel?
I don’t want to think about the lights on your white skin
No, I don’t want to think about it

I don’t want to think about last year at your dad’s
You said it was the best sex that we both ever had
I don’t want to think about my face in your soft hair
I will be hating you for christmas...

I must be losing my mind
There’s gotta be a better way to deal with the pain
There’s gotta be a better way to deal with the hate
Wish that I could find some way to make you go away
Wish that I could have a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have myself a drink and make you fade
I wish that I could have a drink and make you go away
Yeah make you go away
Wish that I could make you go away
I will be hating you for christmas
Yeah I will be hating you for christmas...

Thanks for the christmas card

-----

I also love the Hippo song and the Waitresses song. Good times. I actually listen to the radio station locally that plays all X-Mas songs in my car right now. Its the only time that the wife, the two year old, the three year old, and I can agree on music...

Ray

Vavavoom 12-22-2005 02:44 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Mariah Carey - All I want For Christmas (sp?)

trotski 12-22-2005 02:50 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Fairytale of New York- Pogues
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
Christmas in Hollis - Run DMC
I won't be Home for Christmas - Blink 182
Little Drummer Boy - David Bowie and Bing Crosby

4_2_it 12-22-2005 03:45 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
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Little Drummer Boy - David Bowie and Bing Crosby

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Per rum pa pa pum
Per rum pa pa pum
Rum pa pa pum

You are correct. The video pwns. Bing looks scared to death next to Aladdin Sane.

Nicholasp27 12-22-2005 04:26 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Carol of the Bells

AINEC

private joker 12-22-2005 05:10 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
Put on your yarmulke
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
Drink some gin-and-tonic-a
Smoke your marijuanica
Get drunk in tijuanica
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

Luv2DriveTT 12-22-2005 05:14 PM

Re: Best Christmas Song - nominations
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Little Drummer Boy - David Bowie and Bing Crosby

[/ QUOTE ]

Per rum pa pa pum
Per rum pa pa pum
Rum pa pa pum

You are correct. The video pwns. Bing looks scared to death next to Aladdin Sane.

[/ QUOTE ]

oh yea... thats an amazing one. David really stole the show, his voice surprisingly pwned Bing's.

Personally I'm a fan of two oddities. Father Christmas by the Kinks, and the entire Esquevele Christmas album - space age music!

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]


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