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imported_CaseClosed326 12-30-2005 02:52 PM

Re: $2,000,000,000
 
Yeah that's probably the best way to go. You would not want any strangers to get into your house. They might have germs that will end your life early. Keep the place completly steril, no more human contact.

Alobar 12-30-2005 02:55 PM

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Slider,

This reminds me of a guy I knew back in the 80s. He had a rich uncle die and leave him $300 million. But one string was attached. To get the $300 million, he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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haha, awesome<font color="white">to bad most are to young to even know that movie </font>

KaneKungFu123 12-30-2005 02:55 PM

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...yer/jordan.jpg

Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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wp

Sponger15SB 12-30-2005 02:57 PM

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he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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I always hated this movie because of how insanely easy this would have been in real life. How long would it take you to spend $30,000,000? Two hours tops? Where is the nearest super expensive art gallery and can I borrow a match. There, 30mil gone now give me my $300,000,000

12-30-2005 02:59 PM

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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had 2 billion dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do [censored].

Noo Yawk 12-30-2005 03:00 PM

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buy canada

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What would you do with the remaining $1,999,999,995.?

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Predator314 12-30-2005 03:09 PM

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What would you do if you had $2,000,000,000 just given to you no strings attached.

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2 chicks at the same time.

Alobar 12-30-2005 03:11 PM

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he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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I always hated this movie because of how insanely easy this would have been in real life. How long would it take you to spend $30,000,000? Two hours tops? Where is the nearest super expensive art gallery and can I borrow a match. There, 30mil gone now give me my $300,000,000

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that wouldnt work. sure the painting would be ruined, but you would still own it.

Shajen 12-30-2005 03:12 PM

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Whenever I get really bad service in any kind of retail/dining/entertainment situation I dream about having unlimited funds so I could purchase the establishment right there and then just so I could fire the moron who screwed me over. That would be fun.

Swede

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I think this is a good one. I would most definitely do this. Well, after I got sick of Buffer. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sponger15SB 12-30-2005 03:13 PM

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that wouldnt work. sure the painting would be ruined, but you would still own it.

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Fine. Instead of burning it, I'll take a big [censored] on it and give it to you for being such a smart ass.

Alobar 12-30-2005 03:15 PM

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that wouldnt work. sure the painting would be ruined, but you would still own it.

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Fine. Instead of burning it, I'll take a big [censored] on it and give it to you for being such a smart ass.

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that would have been against the rules too. You couldnt just give anything away. You suck at this game, good thing ure name isnt brewster

12-30-2005 03:16 PM

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2*(2,000,000,000)/(1,000,000) chicks at the same time

danzasmack 12-30-2005 03:18 PM

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2*(2,000,000,000)/(1,000,000) chicks at the same time

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vn

TiK 12-30-2005 03:33 PM

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Million naked midget march across the Verazanno bridge.

12-30-2005 03:43 PM

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Id get a credit card with a $3,000,000,000 limit and 6 months later be in way over my head...


MDoranD

CallMeIshmael 12-30-2005 03:47 PM

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a football helmet filled with cottage cheese.

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Im almost certain.

BCPVP 12-30-2005 04:03 PM

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Buy one of these:
http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/7662/b27bj.jpg

Eurotrash 12-30-2005 04:58 PM

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a football helmet filled with cottage cheese.

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Im almost certain.

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[censored], now that I think about it... you're right. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I KNEW it looked wrong when I typed it. i wish I had double checked it

geormiet 12-30-2005 05:05 PM

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I would start a poker site that had no rake and gave insane bonuses, in order to put party poker out of business.

MrMon 12-30-2005 05:15 PM

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I'd go to the top law firm in town and make them stroke me to become a client. Really make them dance to get my business. Push them to see how low they'd go. Make it a condition to get me that they irrevocably fire their marketing director with no severance before I sign. Then refuse to sign.

Yes, I'm still bitter.

FatalError 12-30-2005 05:38 PM

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Get a house with a 50 car garage filled with every car from gone in 60 seconds

Hire the iron chefs (american and japanese) to cook me meals to my random whims

Bring back the concorde... for personal use... at my own airstrip

put a billion dollars on red

12-30-2005 05:48 PM

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First of all I would hire Jessica Alba. She would accompany me everywhere. Her job would be to interact with people on my behalf. I would whisper what I wanted to say into her ear, and she would then tell the person. When they responded she would relay the message by whispering it in my ear as sexily as possible, and hopefully putting one of her hands anywhere on my body. I hope that this service costs less than 99% of the money, however if it takes every last penny well that's life.

12-30-2005 06:29 PM

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You know all those enron and worldcom types who bought stupid stuff with the billions they stole? cars, houses, gold umbrella holders? You know what I would do if I had that much money? I would hire a beautiful girl, give her full benefits, a great salary, and she would.....wash my balls all day. walk around, srcub scrub, play tennis, scrub wash, etc. And I would meet with my ex worldcom and enron ceos and they would say "what the hell is that?" And I would say "its my personal ball washer. What did you buy, a new house!??? HAHAHAHAH!!"

(obviously a bad paraphrasing of Lewis Black, but its still funny)

bisonbison 12-30-2005 06:33 PM

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New socks every day for life.

Rduke55 12-30-2005 06:36 PM

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he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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I always hated this movie because of how insanely easy this would have been in real life. How long would it take you to spend $30,000,000? Two hours tops? Where is the nearest super expensive art gallery and can I borrow a match. There, 30mil gone now give me my $300,000,000

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Did you even see that movie? One of the rules was something along the line that you can't destroy anything of heritable value. (I think that was the term)

citanul 12-30-2005 06:47 PM

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They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

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you're winning the dumbest person in oot award today i think.

tdarko 12-30-2005 06:54 PM

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What would you do if you had $2,000,000,000 just given to you no strings attached

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absolutely nothing.

Supersetoy 12-30-2005 07:09 PM

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I hate to fly, so I'd buy 3 of the most expensive tour buses available. Then I'd fill 2 of them with armed body guards, and 1 with me and multiple strippers and some of my lucky friends.

Of course, we'd get tired of the strippers we had, so we'd travel across the country, nay, the world (our buses would go on ships that I would also purchase) and purchase other stippers from new clubs and drop the old ones off. The whole time they would be stripping or dancing and if not doing either they would be finger banging one another.

I'd then purchase everything on craig's list, including craig's list so that no one could use the site anymore.

I'd hire a bunch of lawyers, lobbyists, and people to start iniatiatives so I could create laws that I saw fit. I would also use these people to bitch slap anyone who had a ring tone on their cell phone I found unfit, then use them to protect me from litigation.

dblgutshot 12-30-2005 07:17 PM

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Did you even see that movie? One of the rules was something along the line that you can't destroy anything of heritable value. (I think that was the term)

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I haven't seent his movie in a long time, but wouldn't destroying a painting be the same as what he did with the valuble stamps?

12-30-2005 07:19 PM

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I'd send it to a person living in a 3rd world nation. Then watch as the countries economy collapses upon itself due to extreme inflation.

muhahahahaha.

Sabrazack 12-30-2005 07:25 PM

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This is pure brilliance!

12-30-2005 08:43 PM

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I'd send it to a person living in a 3rd world nation. Then watch as the countries economy collapses upon itself due to extreme inflation.

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