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imported_CaseClosed326 12-30-2005 02:52 PM

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Yeah that's probably the best way to go. You would not want any strangers to get into your house. They might have germs that will end your life early. Keep the place completly steril, no more human contact.

Alobar 12-30-2005 02:55 PM

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Slider,

This reminds me of a guy I knew back in the 80s. He had a rich uncle die and leave him $300 million. But one string was attached. To get the $300 million, he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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haha, awesome<font color="white">to bad most are to young to even know that movie </font>

KaneKungFu123 12-30-2005 02:55 PM

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I know the first thing I'm gonna do:

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Edit: Oh yeah, two chicks at the same time too obv.

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Sponger15SB 12-30-2005 02:57 PM

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he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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I always hated this movie because of how insanely easy this would have been in real life. How long would it take you to spend $30,000,000? Two hours tops? Where is the nearest super expensive art gallery and can I borrow a match. There, 30mil gone now give me my $300,000,000

12-30-2005 02:59 PM

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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had 2 billion dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do [censored].

Noo Yawk 12-30-2005 03:00 PM

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What would you do with the remaining $1,999,999,995.?

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Predator314 12-30-2005 03:09 PM

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What would you do if you had $2,000,000,000 just given to you no strings attached.

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2 chicks at the same time.

Alobar 12-30-2005 03:11 PM

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he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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I always hated this movie because of how insanely easy this would have been in real life. How long would it take you to spend $30,000,000? Two hours tops? Where is the nearest super expensive art gallery and can I borrow a match. There, 30mil gone now give me my $300,000,000

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that wouldnt work. sure the painting would be ruined, but you would still own it.

Shajen 12-30-2005 03:12 PM

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Whenever I get really bad service in any kind of retail/dining/entertainment situation I dream about having unlimited funds so I could purchase the establishment right there and then just so I could fire the moron who screwed me over. That would be fun.

Swede

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I think this is a good one. I would most definitely do this. Well, after I got sick of Buffer. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Sponger15SB 12-30-2005 03:13 PM

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that wouldnt work. sure the painting would be ruined, but you would still own it.

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Fine. Instead of burning it, I'll take a big [censored] on it and give it to you for being such a smart ass.


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