I have one of the worst songs ever stuck in my head . . .
 

'If you'll be my bodyguard' by Paul Simon. I have no idea why, I haven't heard it in years but there it is, over and over again . . .

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.

Oh the horror.

Anyone else? Been done before, but I always like the responses.

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If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.

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you ever listen to the rest of the chorus?

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If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.

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you ever listen to the rest of the chorus?

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since you (the OP) are likely not going to get this, AJo is trying to say the actual name of this song is "You can call me Al"

Re: I have one of the worst songs ever stuck in my head . . .
 

yeah, pretty annoying song to get stuck in your head. Worse however is "Lady Lumps" by the BLack Eyed Peas. Possibly the worst song in the history of mankind.

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I've always really enjoyed this song. I've been listening to it a lot the last few days in particular, actually.

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A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

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Re: I have one of the worst songs ever stuck in my head . . .
 

Our a cappella group in college used to do this one. Good song.

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Good song. Better album.

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Very good album, especially Graceland and Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes.

Re: I have one of the worst songs ever stuck in my head . . .
 

Paul Simon is complete trash but this song is so-so catchy. Hearing college marching bands or acapella groups do it makes me want to puke though.

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Paul Simon is easily the finest singer/songwriter of the 20th century

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