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R------h: what a xxxxing joke

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Love it when a terrible player types "What a Joke" when my KQ "sucks out" on their A2o. Any others?

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I always see--and type myself--"unreal" and "what a joke".

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"You are the worst player in the history of poker"

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"You are the prince of Bodgog suckouts!" or something like that. This was just play money!!!

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"you couldn't even spell poker"

oh wait, that was on tv

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This was during 30 minutes of a session:

(I flop 2nd nut flush draw on flop and hit my flush on the river.)

Table Coach: sucked out on the river again.
Table Coach: you guys are all terrible
Table Coach: hero, keep playing those longshot draws and sucking out.

(I win several more hands during the next 30 minutes...)

Table Coach: I cannot believe how bad everyone at this table is.
Table Coach: everyone except hero.
Hero: Wha, I though you said I was terrible and that I played longshot draws and sucked out all the time.
Table Coach: well, after watching you for a few hands, I changed my opinion. Can you believe how bad everyone else here is?

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ooooooooooooooooooooo party poker

/endthread

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kt---007 [observer]: oh gofd

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"that happens all the time on this site"
"typical(stars/party/pokerroom) [censored]"

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