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pokerdirty 08-18-2005 05:57 PM

If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

The Truth 08-18-2005 06:00 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
Ghandi's house.

Boris 08-18-2005 06:03 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
good question. let me think about it.

Patrick del Poker Grande 08-18-2005 06:05 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
Fire. I would light fire on fire.

gumpzilla 08-18-2005 06:06 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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http://www.icalledshotgun.com/photodirectory/Dead.jpg

Hal 2000 08-18-2005 06:12 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
http://www.xs4all.nl/~4david/pics/joint/theclint.jpg

KeysrSoze 08-18-2005 06:13 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
Witches/Goths.

poker-penguin 08-18-2005 06:18 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
The correct answer can be found in the Arrogant Worms' song "the war of 1812".

For those of you too lazy to download the song or google the lyrics, I'll quote it, but you're missing out on some quality music.

"If you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice, bring a pack of matches and we'll burn the White House twice!"

zuluking 08-18-2005 06:30 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
George W. Bush and its not even close.

TripleH68 08-18-2005 06:33 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
My boss' pants. And it's not even close.

gorie 08-18-2005 06:34 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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Fire. I would light fire on fire.

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do it do it do it do it do it do it

08-18-2005 06:35 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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Earth.

nubs 08-18-2005 06:43 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
My old house. Me and my roomates just moved out. That place was such a crap hole. I dont think there is any way we are getting our deposit back. But if it "accidentally" burned down we would get it right?

TheCroShow 08-18-2005 06:53 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
http://www.ge-at.iastate.edu/courses...iles/earth.gif

BillNye 08-18-2005 07:05 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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ur mom goes to college



ooh BURN

Boris 08-18-2005 07:12 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
lame.

chuddo 08-18-2005 07:14 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
http://www.conservativebookstore.com...ers/hanity.jpg

sublime 08-18-2005 07:18 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
you

BillNye 08-18-2005 07:20 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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lame.

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one step ahead of you... (SFW)

(play at 100% fast)

astroglide 08-18-2005 07:23 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
i would set fire...to fire itself

http://www.morehead-st.edu/colleges/...cs/thinker.gif

Boris 08-18-2005 07:25 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
jeezus [censored] cheerist.

is this lame ass response a quote from a movie or something?

BillNye 08-18-2005 07:26 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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Fire. I would light fire on fire.

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i would set fire...to fire itself

http://www.morehead-st.edu/colleges/...cs/thinker.gif

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Wonder how you thought that one up?

pokerdirty 08-18-2005 07:26 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
i've been thinking about this for awhile, and i think i have the correct answer.

first, i thought i wanted to burn a car. I always have wanted to do this, you know, go out with all the OSU kids after they beat Michigan, and get lit (pun intended?), start a riot, and set some cars on fire. And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like a honda s2000.

then i thought of burning some books, but lets face it, if you can burn one object, you can do a hell of a lot better than a book.

then i thought of my old house which i hated. It would make a nice blaze, it would. I could invite some friends, grab a couple of steaks and barbeque with the house fire, sing "da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire" a couple of times.

but then i thought of the winner.

I want to burn my roommates body hair off. He can keep the stuff on his head, although, it would probably be funny as hell to see his head engulfed in flames. Why do you want to burn your roommate's body hair you ask? Because he stinks. His showers lasts 3 minutes if i'm lucky, and he obviously doesn't clean off well enough. I'm 99% certain that if his body hair were removed, his smelliness would go down 250%

So there you have it. That is what I want to burn.

pokerdirty 08-18-2005 07:28 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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you

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i love you sublime

sublime 08-18-2005 07:29 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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you

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i love you sublime

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you should, im your dad.

astroglide 08-18-2005 07:30 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
heh, cool. i didn't read the thread, but i'm glad it ended up being patrick instead of the others it could have been.

pokerdirty 08-18-2005 07:34 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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you

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i love you sublime

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you should, im your dad.

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you had sex with my mom?!?! eww gross!!!

JustSomeJackass 08-18-2005 08:14 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
The Emancipation Proclamation


sorry...must have read one too many racial jokes in the "post a joke" thread

Luv2DriveTT 08-18-2005 08:19 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/09...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

sorry, I know I know.... no poker content.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

poker-penguin 08-18-2005 08:27 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like an RX8 he uses for to pick up chicks


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FYP

fluxrad 08-18-2005 08:33 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
The moon. Duh. I would set fire to the moon.

felson 08-18-2005 08:38 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
I want to burn Dave Zinger. I can't stand him or his awesome, awesome zings.

pokerdirty 08-18-2005 08:39 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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The moon. Duh. I would set fire to the moon.

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everyone knows you can't set cheese on fire. duh.

unreal_nh 08-18-2005 08:56 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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The moon. Duh. I would set fire to the moon.

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everyone knows you can't set cheese on fire. duh.

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i laughed alot (out loud)

jakethebake 08-18-2005 09:16 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
burn your house down.

ddubois 08-18-2005 09:43 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
Osami Bin Laden's nutsack.

pokerdirty 08-18-2005 09:44 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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i only have 4 matches left, and i just farted [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

cdxx 08-18-2005 09:54 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
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George W. Bush and its not even close.

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hot karl rove, and its not even close

touchfaith 08-18-2005 09:57 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
The internet

08-18-2005 10:05 PM

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 
I don't know.

Many


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