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jeezus [censored] cheerist.

is this lame ass response a quote from a movie or something?

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 

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Fire. I would light fire on fire.

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i would set fire...to fire itself

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Wonder how you thought that one up?

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 

i've been thinking about this for awhile, and i think i have the correct answer.

first, i thought i wanted to burn a car. I always have wanted to do this, you know, go out with all the OSU kids after they beat Michigan, and get lit (pun intended?), start a riot, and set some cars on fire. And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like a honda s2000.

then i thought of burning some books, but lets face it, if you can burn one object, you can do a hell of a lot better than a book.

then i thought of my old house which i hated. It would make a nice blaze, it would. I could invite some friends, grab a couple of steaks and barbeque with the house fire, sing "da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire" a couple of times.

but then i thought of the winner.

I want to burn my roommates body hair off. He can keep the stuff on his head, although, it would probably be funny as hell to see his head engulfed in flames. Why do you want to burn your roommate's body hair you ask? Because he stinks. His showers lasts 3 minutes if i'm lucky, and he obviously doesn't clean off well enough. I'm 99% certain that if his body hair were removed, his smelliness would go down 250%

So there you have it. That is what I want to burn.

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you

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i love you sublime

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you

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i love you sublime

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you should, im your dad.

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heh, cool. i didn't read the thread, but i'm glad it ended up being patrick instead of the others it could have been.

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you

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i love you sublime

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you should, im your dad.

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you had sex with my mom?!?! eww gross!!!

Re: If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?
 

The Emancipation Proclamation


sorry...must have read one too many racial jokes in the "post a joke" thread

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sorry, I know I know.... no poker content.

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And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like an RX8 he uses for to pick up chicks


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FYP