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augie00 05-15-2005 01:54 AM

I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
...at the mall. I thought she was pretty darn hot. Does this make me a dirty old man? I am 19. Nothing happened, we just talked.

bugstud 05-15-2005 01:55 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
no, it makes you a failure

JaBlue 05-15-2005 01:55 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
two caker 15-year olds hit on me on BART. it wasn't pleasant but I was still nice.

Also it doesn't make you a dirty man if you don't act on it

augie00 05-15-2005 01:57 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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no, it makes you a failure

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ouch. what did I do wrong? I was just standing there with my friend, and her and her (ugly) friend came up and talked to us. do I just walk away? she was hot!!!

Isura 05-15-2005 02:00 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
I can't give you a serious reply until you change that avator.

bugstud 05-15-2005 02:09 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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no, it makes you a failure

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ouch. what did I do wrong? I was just standing there with my friend, and her and her (ugly) friend came up and talked to us. do I just walk away? she was hot!!!

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Well, it was either say that, or stick it in her pooper. I decided the slightly less crude one was best.

billyjex 05-15-2005 02:10 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

bugstud 05-15-2005 02:24 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

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and if there's no grass, play in the dirt

EDIT - mud also works and is slightly more visual

JaBlue 05-15-2005 02:26 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
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if there's grass on the infield, play ball!

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and if there's no grass, play in the dirt

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fluxrad 05-15-2005 02:45 AM

Re: I met a 15 year old tonight...
 
Best part about dating a 15 year old girl is that you can turn her around and pretend she's a 15 year old boy!

On the serious note...there's only 4 years difference between you two. It's not *that* bad. Although I would advise against hitting that.


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