Fattest Chick
 

You've done:

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I think you need to do this as a body mass index instead of absolute weight. There's a difference between a 135-pound chick who's 4'11" and a 135-pound chick who's 6'.

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True but everyone always says fat chicks are like mopeds - everyone has ridden one but no one will admit it.

I've ridden a moped but not a fatty.

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This guy agrees with you.

http://blog.dairytwist.org/images/blog/image001.jpg

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Good thing for me it only goes up to 261

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He looks like a sensible human being ... a straight shooter with upper management written all over him (among other things).

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So, being the butthead that I am, I did a google image search for Patrick is right...

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He looks like a sensible human being ... a straight shooter with upper management written all over him (among other things).

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Very well done.

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Good thing for me it only goes up to 261

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Christ dude...did you have to roll her in flour first?

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Actually had sex with: 150-ish
Hooked up/fooled around with: probably 180-ish (I was very drunk)