the official bad beat and whining thread
 

if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

In St. Louis, they closed one of the highways down to one lane. True story.

Very bad beat.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

I'm going home from college tomorrow for thanksgiving, but i dont have a computer at home with 4 tabling possibilities. So i need to bring home my computer, BUT I DONT HAVE ANY BOXES. ohhh how i hate desktops.

AND IM ON A 15 BUYIN DOWNSWING AT THE $33s. oh well.

/whine

Jason

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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haha I [censored] hate that. I can promise you she's not as bad as my ex after you hook up with her though.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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haha I [censored] hate that. I can promise you she's not as bad as my ex after you hook up with her though.

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this has the potential to be the best thread of all time.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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haha I [censored] hate that. I can promise you she's not as bad as my ex after you hook up with her though.

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If you don't acknowledge it, it didn't happen.

This is the current plan.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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so did i

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

So typical. I was running horribly for two weeks straight and could really have used this post. Now I am on a one week heater and suddenly this post appears. Curse my bad luck. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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So typical. I was running horribly for two weeks straight and could really have used this post. Now I am on a one week heater and suddenly this post appears. Curse my bad luck. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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ooh, you run bad at running bad. sorry to hear it!

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I'm on a $70k downswing in housing consulting.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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I'm on a $70k downswing in housing consulting.

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f that, i'm not buying any bog with you.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

Let's get this party started right now!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t6665)
Button (t5005)
SB (t1830)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1805</font>, Hero calls t1605, Button calls t1405.

Flop: (t5240) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t5240) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1000</font>, Button folds.

River: (t6240) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t6240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
SB has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t5240. Hero wins t1000. </font>

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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I'm on a $70k downswing in housing consulting.

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f that, i'm not buying any bog with you.

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c'mon dude, it's only $70k

http://inukshuk.godbdigital.com/gall...ejack1/bog.jpg

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

Why didn't you re-raise preflop? Or bet the flop?

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

yesterday, in 17 tournaments, i lost AA to Ax all in preflop 5 times.

c

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Why didn't you re-raise preflop? Or bet the flop?

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If I reraise preflop, then the button folds which I do not want. The flop was a whiffed checkraise.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

i will be cellibate with you tomorrow!

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

Ah yes. I overlooked the button folding part.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

I got married (to an awesome girl + she's a Dr.), got a boatload of cash for presents along with other sweet presents, got a free upgrade to a pimp balla suite at the W Hotel here in Chicago for my wedding night, my friends threw me a ridiculous after-party, and finally, I am ridiculously happy.

BUT...

I don't get to go on my ridiculously sweet Carribean honeymoon until January and

I am breakeven for my last 200 55s!

Also I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. Bad beats!

Life is so unfair. Feel sorry for me?

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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I got married (to an awesome girl + she's a Dr.), got a boatload of cash for presents along with other sweet presents, got a free upgrade to a pimp balla suite at the W Hotel here in Chicago for my wedding night, my friends threw me a ridiculous after-party, and finally, I am ridiculously happy.

BUT...

I don't get to go on my ridiculously sweet Carribean honeymoon until January and

I am breakeven for my last 200 55s!

Also I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. Bad beats!

Life is so unfair. Feel sorry for me?

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No soup for you.

how to slow play quads
 

not a bad beat post but i guess ill throw this in here because i thought it was funny.

this is a 55, btw.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (8 handed) converter

SB (t1340)
BB (t1015)
UTG (t1450)
UTG+1 (t940)
MP1 (t1700)
MP2 (t1330)
Hero (t855)
Button (t1370)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls t150, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t375) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks.

Turn: (t375) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (t375) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks!!!!!

Final Pot: t375

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2d Ah (three of a kind, kings).
UTG has Kc Td (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t375. </font>

Re: how to slow play quads
 

haha value checking your nuts for Shania purposes?

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

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dude, that's cuz i kept deleting them.

c

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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I'm going home from college tomorrow for thanksgiving, but i dont have a computer at home with 4 tabling possibilities. So i need to bring home my computer, BUT I DONT HAVE ANY BOXES. ohhh how i hate desktops.

AND IM ON A 15 BUYIN DOWNSWING AT THE $33s. oh well.

/whine

Jason

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Latest trend: college students traveling with custom-made 2001FP backpacks. You heard it here first.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

I've just come back to sngs after a month working away and start of my new session (at a new limit ($22)) with a 20 buy in downswing. HOORAY!

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Let's get this party started right now!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Hero (t6665)
Button (t5005)
SB (t1830)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1805</font>, Hero calls t1605, Button calls t1405.

Flop: (t5240) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t5240) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1000</font>, Button folds.

River: (t6240) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t6240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
SB has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t5240. Hero wins t1000. </font>

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I can't believe you have the nerve to post this even. This happens to me every 2 hours. I feel like i gave a bad beat if it doesnt happen to me 3 times in a day.

Yesterday i played in $55 nl. got my chiplead up to 5Xavg at peek. Then I got all my money in with AA, a set, 2 pair and TpairTkicker. They all held up and I won the tourney.

Yeah right! Some clown named SPOPO rivered a set, runnered a flush(5hi), rivgutted a straight(1 card, ignorant end) and finally rivered a his 6 "kicker" to eliminate me.

I still wouldn't say anything, except he just busted me out of another tournament 5 minutes ago. This time the table maniac makes a allin raise from CO (3xBB), i reraise my AK from button and SPOPO reraises allin from SB. A6 beats AK and 76s, Yay!

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

this one time i had AA and i lost the hand.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

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here's a few, if you want me to find more, i'll find more amongst those that didn't get deleted

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three

four

five

six

seven

eight

nine

ten

eleven

twelve

thirteen

citanul

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

Having aces cracked hardly qualifies as post worthy. Even in a bad beat and whining thread.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

My parents short-sold our house and bought an overly expensive apartment in NY. I have three siblings, so I lost 1/3 of about $200k in inheritance from this. However, I now will have a really sweet apartment in the city come summer.

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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Having aces cracked hardly qualifies as post worthy. Even in a bad beat and whining thread.

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There weren't any hands posted yet. And I already posted my tpgk getting cracked by running quads.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB (t1305)
BB (t8155)
Hero (t4040)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t400.

Flop: (t1250) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t7330 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t3215 (All-In).

Turn: (t11795) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t11795) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t11795

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2h Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins t11795. </font>

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

don't i even get like, a pwned or something?

c

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF!!?!?!?!?! YOU [censored] TARD!!

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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don't i even get like, a pwned or something?

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You gave it 6 minutes. Here you go.

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/...OWNEDLMFAO.jpg

Re: the official bad beat and whining thread
 

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Bad beat... celibate... I don't know what kind of birthday party you want but count me out.