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Loci 07-27-2005 06:17 PM

New Gf
 
Okay, so I met this gorgeous girl couple weeks ago and she's amazing. I hit my head on her computer, she thought it was cute, and agreed to go out with me. She couldn't go the first day I asked her because she was going sky diving... but the next night she asked me out to play pool. A few of the pros: She loves playing poker(albeit average in skill.) She is an insomniac(like me) and consumes a level of caffeine that I find respectable via Mt. Dew every day. She works two jobs and therefore refuses to let me ever pay for her when we go out. She grew up working in a tire shop so she is a muscle car maniac. She's an adrenaline junkie and wants to hit her 100th sky dive by 25 (she's 21, now). She's been all but accepted to Georgetown, Harvard, and Oxford(due to her personal work she's done in collaboration with these schools) for her master's program, which she'll start in a year. She's been hunting every year since she was 11 and bagged a 14 pt buck whose head dorns her bedroom wall. She's a bit of a nympho, and (to qoute Jay from the Kevin Smith movies) loves the caaack. The grand finale is that she cooks a six course meal every night, as cooking is the highlight of her day, and washing dishes is her preference for unwinding.

Okay so now that I'm done ranting, my question is in the poll. thanks for your time.

Eurotrash 07-27-2005 06:19 PM

Re: New Gf
 
I think this is just somebody you made up.

Patrick del Poker Grande 07-27-2005 06:19 PM

Re: New Gf
 
This isn't for real, but if it is, you better not [censored] this up.

Dynasty 07-27-2005 06:19 PM

Re: New Gf
 
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She's been all but accepted to Georgetown, Harvard, and Oxford...

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Are you in high school too?

SomethingClever 07-27-2005 06:20 PM

Re: New Gf
 
Just chill dude. If you really think she's all that, don't scare her away.

Date her, but play it cool.

[censored] 07-27-2005 06:21 PM

Re: New Gf
 
why is she single?

razor 07-27-2005 06:21 PM

Re: New Gf
 
OOT needs more AndyFox and less high-school/university kids...

Evan 07-27-2005 06:22 PM

Re: New Gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
She's been all but accepted to Georgetown, Harvard, and Oxford...

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you in high school too?

[/ QUOTE ]
...for her master's program


Keep reading, homie.

pokerdirty 07-27-2005 06:22 PM

Re: New Gf
 
stay away from my sister. i'll [censored] you up if you go near her again.

mslif 07-27-2005 06:23 PM

Re: New Gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
why is she single?

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My thought exactly


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