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how does the butcher introduce his wife ?



















meat patty.



omg haha. rolf.

ok your turn!.

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it's like a puzzle with pants

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it's like a puzzle with pants

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why ? BECAUSE PANTS ARE LIKE A RIVER !! !

AHAHAHAHHA.

i love that one too.

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Oops
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"

The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm very sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy"

The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection"

The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours!"

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Why do farts smell?


So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What do old people smell like?




















Depends.

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NSFW joke by Cartman

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What do you call a fish without an eye?



fsh.

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Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off a cliff?
























Tequila

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Little Johnny is in English Class.
The teacher says "Can anyone here use the word indefinately in a sentence?"
Little Suzie raises her hand and the teacher calls on her. Little Suzie says "My family vacation was put on hold indefinately when my dad lost his job at the factory."
The teacher tells her that she is sorry to hear about her dad but that the sentence was very good.
At this point little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him.
Little Johnny says "When I heard my balls slapping against Suzies' ass; I knew that I was in, definately!"