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siccjay 12-31-2005 03:41 AM

Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Anyone else catch this? I'm watching the replay of it now and this is some of the funniest [censored] I have ever heard. I knew this bitch was crazy but she is [censored] ruthless. Everyone needs to check this out. I was eating and almost choked a couple times.

pokerdirty 12-31-2005 03:46 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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my favorite comedian. I saw her at the former Boston Comedy Club here in NYC literally 30 minutes after moving in freshman year, and she was the only woman to make me laugh the entire night. My new roommate, who I had met minutes before, was getting railed on for bring a fat chick to the show, and it's even more funny when you see how grotesque she actually looks.

siccjay 12-31-2005 03:53 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Seriously, I knew this bitch was funny but my god. I don't think I have ever laughed this much at a standup act in my life. She keeps going back to all the people in the crowd shes joked on while shes telling stories. It's almost like she is up there without any kind of routine at all.

I'd love to sit up front and get joked out by this bitch.

pokerdirty 12-31-2005 03:57 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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I'd love to sit up front and get joked out by this bitch.

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I was sitting SO still so this would not happen to me.

"Laugh my [censored] off"...LMCO!

siccjay 12-31-2005 04:28 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
"Are the blacks laughing? Oh good, I see teeth and eyes, I think we are safe."

BAAHAHAHA I think we are the only two watching.

pokerdirty 12-31-2005 04:29 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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"Are the blacks laughing? Oh good, I see teeth and eyes, I think we are safe."

BAAHAHAHA I think we are the only two watching.

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She definately just said niglet too [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

siccjay 12-31-2005 04:34 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
HAHAH yes she did.

"Niglet is the funniest word ever" or something like that.

Soul Daddy 12-31-2005 04:37 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
I can't really laugh because my jaw is basically to the floor every time she opens her mouth.

shant 12-31-2005 04:37 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Damn I was sorta watching that special and I saw a woman comedian coming out and changed the channel. I'll catch it on the next replay.

pokerdirty 12-31-2005 04:38 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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I can't really laugh because my jaw is basically to the floor every time she opens her mouth.

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You were the guy from Dayton, Ohio, weren't you.

Jack of Arcades 12-31-2005 04:38 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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HAHAH yes she did.

"Niglet is the funniest word ever" or something like that.

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well, I think everyone would pretty much have to agree with that sentiment.

siccjay 12-31-2005 04:39 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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I can't really laugh because my jaw is basically to the floor every time she opens her mouth.

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I was the same way at first but then I just said Oh My God and then started laughing hysterically.

Soul Daddy 12-31-2005 04:40 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Not offended at all, just in shock at what is on my tv. It's pretty damn entertaining.

siccjay 12-31-2005 04:40 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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HAHAH yes she did.

"Niglet is the funniest word ever" or something like that.

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well, I think everyone would pretty much have to agree with that sentiment.

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Yes, especially when talking about the kids of a black guy in the crowd.

shant 12-31-2005 04:42 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
I just checked my guide and there's a one hour special of her coming on at 1AM.

siccjay 12-31-2005 04:49 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Don't miss it.

shant 12-31-2005 05:04 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Rad. It's uncensored.

12-31-2005 05:10 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Im ten minutes in, tons of laughs so far. A little OT here , bigger and blacker precided this amazing how funny this was to watch for the 20th time.

zephed 12-31-2005 06:09 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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my favorite comedian. I saw her at the former Boston Comedy Club here in NYC literally 30 minutes after moving in freshman year, and she was the only woman to make me laugh the entire night. My new roommate, who I had met minutes before, was getting railed on for bring a fat chick to the show, and it's even more funny when you see how grotesque she actually looks.

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How long ago was that? I saw her in Laughlin a couple of years ago I think, and I had not laughed harder in my life. I was hoping she'd become popular.

Brain 12-31-2005 06:44 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
Shock is the only way to describe that. It was fantastic. I've seen her buddies Greg Giraldo and Nick DiPaolo and they weren't anywhere near as crazy as she was.

Lazymeatball 12-31-2005 07:22 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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Seriously, I knew this bitch was funny but my god. I don't think I have ever laughed this much at a standup act in my life. She keeps going back to all the people in the crowd shes joked on while shes telling stories. It's almost like she is up there without any kind of routine at all.

I'd love to sit up front and get joked out by this bitch.

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It's seems pretty obvious that going to the crowd is a scripted part of her set. I mean, she knows in almost any crowds she performs in front of their is going to be
a black guy
a gay guy
a hispanic guy
an old guy
etc.
(they even hint at this during the closing credits when they interview members of the audience and ask which part they played in tonights performance.)

She basically just plays up a bunch of non-politically correct humor Archie Bunker style which comes off as shocking to us as we've been force fed PC drivel for the past 15 years. And since she has the appearance of your typical middle aged soccermom it it totally unexpected coming from a woman.

I only watched the past 25 mintues of this comedy central special, and I definitely thought she was uniquely talented and enjoyed it, but it's pretty obvious why she comes off as entertaining.

jba 12-31-2005 07:30 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
oh man the funniest thing i've heard in a long long time


"i've [censored] more black guys than hurricane katrina"

siccjay 12-31-2005 07:33 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
I don't think it can be totally scripted. She says a lot of the same type of jokes in different times so it seems like a lot of it is just her going with the flow.

Either way shes awesome.

Lazymeatball 12-31-2005 07:35 AM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
right, not literally scripted, any good comedian must have good improv skills, but it's not as off the cuff as it appears. i think we are comprimising.

pokerdirty 12-31-2005 01:36 PM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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my favorite comedian. I saw her at the former Boston Comedy Club here in NYC literally 30 minutes after moving in freshman year, and she was the only woman to make me laugh the entire night. My new roommate, who I had met minutes before, was getting railed on for bring a fat chick to the show, and it's even more funny when you see how grotesque she actually looks.

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How long ago was that? I saw her in Laughlin a couple of years ago I think, and I had not laughed harder in my life. I was hoping she'd become popular.

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September 2002

pokerdirty 12-31-2005 01:41 PM

Re: Lisa Lampanelli on Comedy Central
 
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Seriously, I knew this bitch was funny but my god. I don't think I have ever laughed this much at a standup act in my life. She keeps going back to all the people in the crowd shes joked on while shes telling stories. It's almost like she is up there without any kind of routine at all.

I'd love to sit up front and get joked out by this bitch.

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It's seems pretty obvious that going to the crowd is a scripted part of her set. I mean, she knows in almost any crowds she performs in front of their is going to be
a black guy
a gay guy
a hispanic guy
an old guy
etc.
(they even hint at this during the closing credits when they interview members of the audience and ask which part they played in tonights performance.)

She basically just plays up a bunch of non-politically correct humor Archie Bunker style which comes off as shocking to us as we've been force fed PC drivel for the past 15 years. And since she has the appearance of your typical middle aged soccermom it it totally unexpected coming from a woman.

I only watched the past 25 mintues of this comedy central special, and I definitely thought she was uniquely talented and enjoyed it, but it's pretty obvious why she comes off as entertaining.

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this is what comedians do. they make fun of stereotypes. some people talk about airplane food, some tell long stories of adventures, some impersonate others, but all of them are making fun of a certain stereotype.

i never was shocked that there was this 'soccer mom' out there saying this stuff, i've heard worse from my own grandmother, but it's definately the way she delivers the material that makes her a cut above the rest.


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