Two Plus Two Older Archives

Two Plus Two Older Archives (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=52)
-   -   OMFG, WOW (http://archives2.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=402638)

daryn 12-21-2005 05:48 AM

OMFG, WOW
 
i just got hit and run on an ultimate point crazy pineapple table by somemone who posts on these boards frequently. i'm not going to name names or call anyone out, but i think it was TOTAL BS! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

now i do not have enough ultimate points to get the TEAM UB GEAR PACK. i think whoever it is should come forward and apologize ASAP, and possibly work a deal out where i can get those points returned to my account so i can get some fresh fly gear.

Ulysses 12-21-2005 05:49 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
daryn,

Sounds like you got owned pretty hard.

daryn 12-21-2005 05:52 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
this is some of the stuff i am missing out on thanks to one [censored] who still remains unnamed:

http://ultimatebet.promoshop.com/med..._rev_large.jpg http://ultimatebet.promoshop.com/med..._hat_large.jpg http://ultimatebet.promoshop.com/med...deck_large.jpg

fire_fly 12-21-2005 05:54 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
lol, let me guess who...

Ulysses 12-21-2005 06:01 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
daryn,

wassup?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...xer/outfit.jpg

12-21-2005 06:04 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
ED you strike again? I thought I was the craziest pineappler!?

12-21-2005 06:11 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
[ QUOTE ]
daryn,

wassup?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...xer/outfit.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

lmfao.

PokerBob 12-21-2005 06:42 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
sorry.

pokergrader 12-21-2005 06:49 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
A+

12-21-2005 08:49 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
+1 to the masked man. You got Malowned Mr. Daryn.

daryn 12-21-2005 10:32 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
[ QUOTE ]
sorry.

[/ QUOTE ]

don't apologize. everyone has the right to post hands in mid/high.

Toro 12-21-2005 09:15 PM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
bump to get that awful thread that's ruining the layout to the 2nd page

Ulysses 12-21-2005 11:14 PM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
Toro,

I thought you were bumping to congratulate me.

Ulysses 12-22-2005 03:27 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
yo d,

Hand #10101250-15076 at Fontana (Pot Limit Omaha)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 22/Dec/05 02:23:36

akshawnd is at seat 0 with 1549 pts.
FoxyPlayer is at seat 5 with 3448 pts.
The button is at seat 5.

FoxyPlayer posts the small blind of 10 pts.
akshawnd posts the big blind of 25 pts.

akshawnd: 9s Qs Th 9h
FoxyPlayer: -- -- -- --

Pre-flop:

FoxyPlayer calls. akshawnd raises to 75 pts.
FoxyPlayer calls.

Flop (board: Jh Qd 4h):

akshawnd bets 150 pts. FoxyPlayer calls.

Turn (board: Jh Qd 4h 2c):

akshawnd checks. FoxyPlayer bets 450 pts. akshawnd
goes all-in for 1324 pts. FoxyPlayer calls.

River (board: Jh Qd 4h 2c Jd):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

akshawnd shows 9s Qs Th 9h.
akshawnd has Qs Th Jh Qd Jd: two pair, queens and jacks.
FoxyPlayer mucks cards.
(FoxyPlayer has 3d 3c 8h Qc.)


Hand #10101250-15076 Summary:

0.50 pts is raked from a pot of 3098 pts.
akshawnd wins 3097.50 pts with two pair, queens and jacks.
----------------------------------------------------------------

Ulysses 12-22-2005 03:28 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
sup d?



Hand #10101250-15078 at Fontana (Pot Limit Omaha)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 22/Dec/05 02:24:46

akshawnd is at seat 0 with 2872.50 pts.
FoxyPlayer is at seat 5 with 2123.50 pts.
The button is at seat 5.

FoxyPlayer posts the small blind of 10 pts.
akshawnd posts the big blind of 25 pts.

akshawnd: 8h 5h 3d Jd
FoxyPlayer: -- -- -- --

Pre-flop:

FoxyPlayer raises to 75 pts. akshawnd calls.

Flop (board: Js 5s 2h):

akshawnd checks. FoxyPlayer bets 150 pts. akshawnd
raises to 600 pts. FoxyPlayer re-raises to 1950 pts.
akshawnd calls.

Turn (board: Js 5s 2h Ah):

akshawnd goes all-in for 847.50 pts. FoxyPlayer goes
all-in for 98.50 pts. akshawnd is returned 749 pts
(uncalled).

River (board: Js 5s 2h Ah 7h):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

akshawnd shows 8h 5h 3d Jd.
akshawnd has 8h 5h 2h Ah 7h: flush, ace high.
FoxyPlayer shows 4s Qs Kd Ad.
FoxyPlayer has Kd Ad Js Ah 7h: a pair of aces.


Hand #10101250-15078 Summary:

0.50 pts is raked from a pot of 4247 pts.
akshawnd wins 4246.50 pts with flush, ace high.
----------------------------------------------------------------

Ulysses 12-22-2005 03:30 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
how ya livin, d?

------

Hand #10101250-15080 at Fontana (Pot Limit Omaha)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 22/Dec/05 02:26:10

akshawnd is at seat 0 with 5670 pts.
FoxyPlayer is at seat 5 with 1825 pts.
The button is at seat 5.

FoxyPlayer posts the small blind of 10 pts.
akshawnd posts the big blind of 25 pts.

akshawnd: Kc Ad Ac Kd
FoxyPlayer: -- -- -- --

Pre-flop:

FoxyPlayer calls. akshawnd raises to 75 pts.
FoxyPlayer re-raises to 225 pts. akshawnd re-raises
to 675 pts. FoxyPlayer goes all-in for 1825 pts.
akshawnd calls.

Flop (board: Ts 8h Th):

(no action in this round)


Turn (board: Ts 8h Th Jd):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Ts 8h Th Jd 5d):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

FoxyPlayer shows 3c 2d As Qc.
FoxyPlayer has As Qc Ts Th Jd: a pair of tens.
akshawnd shows Kc Ad Ac Kd.
akshawnd has Ad Ac Ts Th Jd: two pair, aces and tens.


Hand #10101250-15080 Summary:

0.50 pts is raked from a pot of 3650 pts.
akshawnd wins 3649.50 pts with two pair, aces and tens.
----------------------------------------------------------------

12-22-2005 05:28 AM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
AAKK double suited isn't that the best hand in omaha

rad dude

nolanfan34 12-22-2005 01:01 PM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
[ QUOTE ]
0.50 pts is raked from a pot of 3650 pts.

[/ QUOTE ]

They actually rake POINTS? That's hilarious.

daryn 12-22-2005 01:32 PM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
i just want to say that i owned this clown in crazy pineapple, and 2-7 triple draw

scott8 12-22-2005 03:25 PM

Re: OMFG, WOW
 
[ QUOTE ]
daryn,

wassup?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...xer/outfit.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

I've opened this thread three or four times and this [censored] is still cracking me up.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:34 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.