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microbet 10-06-2005 02:39 PM

OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
Short report - on PDA

Slim has me meet him at a transvestite hamburger joint. Neither of us are TVs or gay, unless the girlfriend that Slim mentions every 5 minutes is really a "girl"friend. But, since we went to Berkeley it seems perfectly normal to have dinner in the middle of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Anyway, we go to the Orleans and play two live 10 person 65 dollar SNGs and Slim wins BOTH (I lose both).

I did however guess EXACTLY how many (240) candy corns were in the tranny's jar, helping us win shots or something like that.

Mad props to Slim, STT champ of the world.

Sorry I didn't get to hang with Irie. He had some lame excuse.

Irieguy 10-06-2005 02:56 PM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
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Sorry I didn't get to hang with Irie. He had some lame excuse.

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Turns out it was lame. No baby came last night and I could have, in fact, hung out with transvestites.

If I had come, however, Slim may not have won 2 tourneys... so I am at Kharmic peace with it all.

Irieguy

Slim Pickens 10-06-2005 04:35 PM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
Kharmic peace won't save your aces when they're up against my king-queen, not suited.

A few corrections:
They were drag queens, not trannies. Also, my girlfriend is not imaginary. Stupidsucker met her at the WSOP last time. I'd like to state for the record that the drag queen came on to me, not the other way around, and it was probably just all for show.

Slim Pickens 10-06-2005 05:45 PM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
...but I still appreciate you leaving my world at peace.

unit63 10-07-2005 02:53 AM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
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Short report - on PDA

Slim has me meet him at a transvestite hamburger joint. Neither of us are TVs or gay, unless the girlfriend that Slim mentions every 5 minutes is really a "girl"friend.

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I assure you I am not a made up girlfriend, but I am a girl and I will share our poker secrets with you:

Step 1: Learn poker donking around with Slim (and 2+2)

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

Mr_J 10-07-2005 02:59 AM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
"Slim has me meet him at a transvestite hamburger joint"

????

"I did however guess EXACTLY how many (240) candy corns were in the tranny's jar"

No the tranny just liked you...

" helping us win shots or something like that."

and was trying to get you drunk so he/she could sex you up.

Slim Pickens 10-07-2005 04:04 AM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
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"Slim has me meet him at a transvestite hamburger joint"

????

"I did however guess EXACTLY how many (240) candy corns were in the tranny's jar"

No the tranny just liked you...

" helping us win shots or something like that."

and was trying to get you drunk so he/she could sex you up.

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Microbet is a Berkeley guy also. I figured the transvestite bar wouldn't even phase him. He lived in the f-ing co-ops for fucsake. You learn not to question people's motives for wearing whatever, or lack of, they feel like wearing. I can't miss trivia night at the tranny bar. $1.50 beers. It was even better until I apparently drank all the Sierra a few weeks ago.

Daliman 10-07-2005 04:12 AM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
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Sorry I didn't get to hang with Irie. He had some lame excuse.

[/ QUOTE ]

Turns out it was lame. No baby came last night and I could have, in fact, hung out with transvestites.

If I had come, however, Slim may not have won 2 tourneys... so I am at Kharmic peace with it all.

Irieguy

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Kharmic?
Really?
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stupidsucker 10-07-2005 05:27 AM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
If I had come, however, Slim may not have won 2 tourneys... so I am at Kharmic peace with it all.
-Irieguy

Anyway, we go to the Orleans and play two live 10 person 65 dollar SNGs and Slim wins BOTH (I lose both).
-Microbet

Is Microbet feeling the same kharmic peace. I mean.. If you had come He may not have lost BOTH.

lorinda 10-07-2005 06:09 AM

Re: OT: LV trip rpt or why SlimPickens is the best poker player I know
 
You and Bongo always appear at the same time. I'm deeply suspicious of all this.

Lori


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