OT: GAMBOOL (kinda) on Dalibaby v2.0
 

Well, Daliwoman is ready to drop most anytime it appears, so rather than go through handling a pool I figured I'd just run a contest where the poster that gets closest to the due date/time wins a free hour of instruction from yours truly. Should you not deem this a worthwhile prize, I submit for your consideration the fact that my brilliance has led to a 52 buyin downswing over my last 550 SNG's. Who among you has as impressive a record? I thought not.

Anyways, topics I feel comfortable instructing in;

- SNG play.
- Basic poker concepts.
- Basic NL play.
- Blackjack play.
- Blackjack camouflage
- Comp counting
- Basic sportsbetting theory
- Wong teasers
- Gambling books
- Selling tires
- Dating women taller than yourself
- Karaoke songs that get the crowd going

Topics I do NOT feel comfortable instructing;
- Tilt control
- How to pick up girls
- +EV prop bets with OB-GYN's
- Suffering idiots online

Here are the basic rules.
#1 All first guesses in this thread are binding. No retrys.
#2 You will be guessing day, time, and sex. Having the sex wrong will incur a 24 hour penalty.
#3 Closest to actual time wins, whether over or under. F Bob Barker.
#4 Irie's handicap is that if he wins, said instruction must be given at a strip club of his choice, with scantily clad women in our laps. Maybe then we could get a barter sysytem going with the girls on poker lessons for lap dances,(don't laugh, you'd be surprised how many lap artists want lessons.)
#5. I am grand arbiter of any rules left out.

Here are your clues.

- Daliwoman is currently 3 cm dilated, 80% effaced, and zero position, as of 11 am CST today.
- Dalibaby #1 was 1 week early.
- We have had 2 ultrasounds, both of which the umbilical cord was blocking the genital area,("That ain't the umbilical cord....."), and both times was estimated 85% chance of a girl.
- Daliwoman's due date is Nov. 29, but she says there is no way in hell she will make it that long. She thinks anytime, and doc said she will induce by the 22nd if necessary.
- Daliwoman is measuring about 2cm small across the belly, which is similar to Dalibay #1

Any other questions/comments before your guess, feel free to post here.

Daliman

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Nov 9th, 3:30 pm

GL to Dalimom.

Edit for penis: Boy

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Friday, November 11th - 4:39pm EST - girlie girl

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DaliBoy will be born Nov 19th at 9:27am EST

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11pm nov 20th girl

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DaliGirl arrives nov. 16th at 7:22 am local time.

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Nov 13th 4:32PM boy

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a Boy, November 12th, 3am your time.

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Nov. 14th 10:30 PM
Little Lady

Good luck dude.

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November 12th at 1:13pm, it's a boy!

Good luck!

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11/06 5:36 PM Girl (I feel sorry for your son in a similar way that I feel sorry for Lacky for having a wife and four daughters.)

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Ah, I love it, a bunch of true gamblers.

85% chance of girl, but boys lead 5-4 as of now! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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November 16th @ 0630 hrs. Girl.

Onaflag.........

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Ah, I love it, a bunch of true gamblers.

85% chance of girl, but boys lead 5-4 as of now! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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We live life on the wild side. Also, what does the 24 hour penalty mean?

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85% chance of girl

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You didn't say that in the original post. If anything then, the people who chose boy should get some time taken off, not be penalized for being wrong.

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85% chance of girl

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You didn't say that in the original post. If anything then, the people who chose boy should get some time taken off, not be penalized for being wrong.

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Yea i missed the 85% chance girl the first time around.

Oh well, LETS GO UNDERDOG

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Daligirl arrives on November 15, 11:20 PM.

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11/20 9:30 pm, girl

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11am (Your time zone, whatever that is) November 22nd. Girl.

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Nov 9., 4:00 AM

Girl

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[ QUOTE ]
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85% chance of girl

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You didn't say that in the original post. If anything then, the people who chose boy should get some time taken off, not be penalized for being wrong.

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Participants with poor reading comprehension do not get repicks. Notice the orignal post has not been edited.

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Nov 10th @ 3:30 P. M.

Girl

Sidenote: Congrats on another Dalibaby

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85% chance of girl

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You didn't say that in the original post before I stopped reading and made my pick

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FMP [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Daligirl will arrive at 1201am your time on 7 Nov

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nov 13th, 5:30am your time, daligirl

do u see why?

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Nov. 13 2:35AM girl

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girl, November 19, 6:30 PM your time.

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Maulik's guesstimatoin:

11 November 2005
3:23a
female.


i think i should take my prize in the form of NL cash games.

yours truely.

btw, I hope your kids grows up to be taller than you

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Congrats Dali.

I'll guess Nov 11, 4:10pm, girl.

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[ QUOTE ]
Maulik's guesstimatoin:

11 November 2005
3:23a
female.


i think i should take my prize in the form of NL cash games.

yours truely.

btw, I hope your kids grows up to be taller than you

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Strong chance of that. Dalibaby is in 90% percentile of height.

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hey dali,

i gotta couple question:

1. is she very physically active?
meaning, is she resting in bed or running around after dalibaby #1?

2. any contractions yet (braxton hicks)?

congrats and i hope she has an easy delivery,
ts-

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Nov 17th, 7.15 AM, girl

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Nov 19th, 5:30am - girl

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Nov 15

7 am

girl

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Dalichick, Nov. 10th, 6:35 p.m. EST.

I need help buying some new tires.... [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Nov. 13th, girl at 1:13 PM your time.

In other words, your girl will be born on the 13th, at 13:13 military time.

3x13 equals 49...which is about the current buy in drop i'm at.

Above all, good luck.

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girl, Nov. 17, 6 am

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Nov 12th 7:45 am. Boy.

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Congrats Dali,

In honor of the occasion I would like to give you my sister's birthday, she doesnt like it anymore so shes gonna return it for a new date

November 16th, 2:27am, girl

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Girl; November 17th, 2:35 AM.