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jesusarenque 11-04-2005 11:26 PM

Cancer v. Jail
 
You have two choices:

1. You are told you will have a one-year battle with cancer. You will have chemo, radiation, etc. You will get very sick, tired, and lose all your hair. You won't be able to work. You are guaranteed, however, that after one year of treatment you will be cured.

2. Instead of getting cancer, you can opt to go to jail for one year.

(Pretend unwanted assrapings/assaults will not occur in jail)

11-04-2005 11:27 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
If this was jail for 5 years or cancer this might be a debate.

Notorious G.O.B. 11-04-2005 11:27 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
This is just not even close. Jail might even be kind of fun.

Voltron87 11-04-2005 11:29 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
is this a joke? duh. jail. hello aryans.

tonypaladino 11-04-2005 11:30 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
Jail and its not even close.

MikeNaked 11-04-2005 11:30 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
Take out the ass-rapings and it's not even close. At least you have clarity of mind in jail - you could read, write, life weights, do tai chi and [censored]...

11-04-2005 11:30 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
[ QUOTE ]
(Pretend unwanted assrapings/assaults will not occur in jail)

[/ QUOTE ]

Sounds like a nice vacation, can I have a tv in my cell?

jesusarenque 11-04-2005 11:33 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
I put in the guarantee of no assaults because I thought that if I didn't cancer would win in a runaway. What result if assrape is a possibility (although not a certainty)?

I picked cancer anyway. Freedom is the nuts.

El Ishmael 11-04-2005 11:34 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
WPOTD.

Exitonly 11-04-2005 11:34 PM

Re: Cancer v. Jail
 
[ QUOTE ]
Jail and its not even close.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm thinking cancer, and it's not even close.


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