Big Al. Pick up on line 1!
 

Not to put undue pressure on you, but I need this money for an operation -- I'm having a sense of humor installed.

Shoe-in parlays involving FG%, TOs, Assists, and totals, are welcome, but no required. Just focus on 4 games a day -- you can start to taper when they get to 8.

Scalfie. Baby. Need you to be your beautiful self and pick every game -- please think twice before touting the same team Big Al does -- I want to keep it simple.