Weirdest first date ever
 

So my friend im's me discussing what we are doin for this weekend. He starts talkin about some girls he was supposed to meet.

him: got a date on friday morning and another one friday night
him: what about you?
me: friday morning?
him: yeah, i took off work
him: i took off work to take a girl out
me: lol
me: who?
him: the one that was supposed to go to the Jets game with us
him: we are going out for breakfast, then to her gyno, then to get her a new license and after that, no idea
me: WHAT
me: her gyno?
him: yup
me: wtf
him: only day she could get an appointment
me: you are gonna meet this girl then sit in the gyno office while she has an appointment???
him: yeah, i will bring a golf magizine or something
him: she was joking around and asked if i wanted to take friday off to be her chaufer
him: so i said sure
him: i figure, if we can have at least a decent time friday doing odd thiings, we should have a great time doing fun things


I think this is a high risk, high reward situation. I can't possibly seeing this be a smart play. From what I have gathered he has never met this girl previously.

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uh, taking off work to follow her around doing boring errands? might as well just tell her you're a wimp and beg her to let you hold her purse while she goes to the restroom.

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If she's the kind of girl that this will impress, he could easily get laid. If not, he's making a terrible mistake. But even if he beds her, he's only the second guy to be in her that day.

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Wow.

Pics of the girl are obviously necessary.

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Even if your guy seals the deal, he won't be the first dude inside her that day.

Damn you, Autocratic!

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I actually think this is a great idea. Much more fun/unusual/weird than the standard, Eat out, movie boolsheet.

Your friend is like the DERB of dating.

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I like that he's raising the boredom level by bringing golf magazines.

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i wonder if she will give him his balls back when the "date" is over?

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I can only imagine the conversation in the car afterwards:

Guy: So how was it?
Girl: You know, the usual. Sit in the stirrups while some old guy gets a little rough with his finger.
Guy: (Thinking WTF) Uh, is that normal?
Girl: You get used to it, though I always hate the rectal part of the exam.
Guy: You wanna go get some lunch?
Girl: No, just drop me off at home so I can wash out K-Y out of my *****

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I am working on getting a picture, I will post if I get one. I am eager to see what this girl looks like as well.

As for the situation, if anyone can pull this off it's this kid. InThaCup and RT can vouch that this guy is off his rocker and can do things most guys cant.

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You guys are all missing the point that this guy is going to be banging by 2:30 PM at the latest. The GYN? Think about the subconcious symbolism that is inherent in the girl's proposal.

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As for the situation, if anyone can pull this off it's this kid. InThaCup and RT can vouch that this guy is off his rocker and can do things most guys cant.


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i don't really see what there is to pull off? the girl is going to love that she can leash him around town doing boring stuff, if it works isn't the point. what happens when it does work? is he expected to do this pussywhipped stuff all the time?

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This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go.

Swede

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The point is he is the most outgoing and just friendly person I know. I would personally never meet a blind date to do the following activites where there is bound to be awkward silence. He isn't the type that would be whipped and I am not sure if it is a ploy to get her in the sack and turn the tables on her own thoughts. Neither him nor I can decipher who's intentions are where but I just find it interesting to see where this can possibly go.

Edit: He has pictures but they are on his home computer. He is at work, will get and post later.

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I would personally never meet a blind date to do the following activites where there is bound to be awkward silence.

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i would rather do this as a blind date (when talking about awkwardness) than meet at a restaurant. here you are out and about doing things and allowing your personality to come out and since you are doing things its less likely to have the awkward silence. blind date dinners are nerve racking b/c you are confined to a place and it feels forced sometimes.

if he has any personality at all (which it sounds like he does) then this is easy. that wasn't my point though.

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I actually think this is a great idea. Much more fun/unusual/weird than the standard, Eat out, movie boolsheet.

Your friend is like the DERB of dating.

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Agree 100%. Anyone who thinks the girl will perceive this as 'wimp' are so off the mark it's ridiculous. It's the opposite - pure confidence in yourself to handle strange social circumstances.

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uh, taking off work to follow her around doing boring errands?

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I like that he's raising the boredom level by bringing golf magazines.

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lol

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while at the office, tell you friend to slip the gyno a twenty and tell him to mix in a full disease screen and to get the results back asap. if it doesn't look good, he can cut out while she's getting her exam.

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Perhaps we could get a report from the doctor as well.

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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Here's today's slice of fried gold! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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i think you should be required to answer this post 10 more times. you know you've got more stories [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

(but yea, that's pretty messed up, i can only imagine your reaction...)

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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I would hope so, and raw, no worries about getting her pregnant there.

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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My money says he directed the daughter in a film 18 years later.

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This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go.

Swede

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Dating should never lead to marriage. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
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This isn't a date. It's a job interview for a [censored]-hag.

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This is good, taking your hot date to the Gyno. A friend of mine back in college took a girl to see Showgirls on their first date. Real sweet little girl too. They ended up married so I guess semi-porn movies are the way to go.

Swede

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Dating should never lead to marriage. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room.

OTOH, they are usually raging horny at that stage, so very little effort or foreplay required.

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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room.


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not for some of us [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Hitting it at 9 months preggers is akin to waving it around in a warm room.


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not for some of us [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Let us know how it goes at 9 months + 3 weeks, after she gets out. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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That'd be 9 months + never, ever, ever again, please god!

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This isn't a date. It's a job interview for a [censored]-hag.

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The Daver is wise.

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Wow does this sound like a terrible ultra-wimp pushoever move. This is what you do for your wife after you've been pussy whipped pretty hard for a few years, not what you do for some random chick.

It would be bad enough it was a day off, but taking off work?

Saddest of all, she explicitly described his role as servant.

This post makes me sad.

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You guys are all missing the point that this guy is going to be banging by 2:30 PM at the latest. The GYN? Think about the subconcious symbolism that is inherent in the girl's proposal.

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Yeah I'm sure a clinical, embarassing medical procedure that feels a little violative and might even make some people sexually uncomfortable is the perfect foreplay.

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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LOL. Talk about worst case scenario.

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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If the kid is a girl, does it count as a threesome?

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met a chick off the internet once. She neglected to tell me she was 9 months pregnant. "Surprise!" Guess she was looking for "insta-Daddy."

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You still hit it, right?

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Of course. And I counted it as a threesome (to answer the other guy's question)

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Anyone else anxiously awaiting these pics?

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I havent spoken to the dude yet. I assume he is still out with her as we speak.

When I catch him online, I will get the full trip report and hound him for the pictures.