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12-23-2005 03:32 PM

Scary Bar Situation
 
I was debating posting this because I don't think I handled it in the best way possible. I'll give the results later.

So I'm in a bar in Metro Manila, Philippines 2 nights ago. At the table next to me is the hottest 17 year old ever. I'm only 19 so...

She looked like Jessica Alba. We start talking and her friend is actually helping me out. She shows me a picture of her boyfriend and I ask her if she thinks I'm much better looking than him - both of them agree.

We keep talking and drinking and I get her number. We leave the bar and we makeout real quick and then I get pulled violently to the ground.

I get up and some guy I didn't recognize (I soon realized it was her boyfriend) is yelling at me in a mixture of english and Tagalog. I get up real fast (it seemed fast), and throw/trip him to the ground in a fit of alcoholic rage. This is in front of a group of 5-7 people about 20 feet across from the bar so not in plain view.

Mind you, I haven't said I single thing yet but I have realized who it was.

He gets back up with this evil grin on his face, and reaching into his pocket. He pulls out a butterfly knife and loads it up... I'm 6'3 165 so I'm not very big. Villain is about 140 5'8. I don't have a lot of fight experience... none facing a deadly weapon and I'm in a third world country with someone who might also be in an alcoholic rage..

Your move if you were me?

Results to come.

12-23-2005 03:34 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
Uhhh, at the very least back up slowly?

diebitter 12-23-2005 03:35 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
RUN! or get stabbed. Either work.

12-23-2005 03:36 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
He's about 5 feet away from me. The two girls are watching from the street corner.

RiverTheNuts 12-23-2005 03:37 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
Take said Jessica Alba hostage and grab on her [censored] while you taunt the nutcase. At this point, pull out your 9 with your gloved hand, put it in Jessica's hand, and have her pull the trigger. Game Over

CollinEstes 12-23-2005 03:37 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
Just ask yourself:

http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/cat...k%20Norris.jpg

"WHAT WOULD CHUCK NORRIS DO?"

Gunny Highway 12-23-2005 03:37 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
Hide behind the girlfriend. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

TheMainEvent 12-23-2005 03:38 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
Did you think it was weird that she showed you a picture of her boyfriend?

12-23-2005 03:39 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
Eventually you're gonna tell us what the "right answer" (read as: exactly what you did) is, so stop the stupid grandstanding and just edit your story to include an ending.

If this were a choose your own adventure, we'd be rooting for you to get cut up.

[turn to page 171]

You don't back up fast enough, and crazy knife-wielding Alpay guts you. You bleed out in an alley.

THE END

12-23-2005 03:40 PM

Re: Scary Bar Situation
 
When we were talking, the conversation got to the point of BF/GFs. She asked me if I had one and I said no then I asked her and she showed me him on her cell phone.

We're outside the bar mind you when the fight broke out.


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