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tonypaladino 12-28-2005 10:31 PM

Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Someone just rang the bell for the top floor of my house. When I went to the window and put my head out an SUV double-parked outside sped away, and there was no one else there. I went downstairs to see if anything had been left on the stoop or in the mail slot, and I saw a similar looking SUV park just around corner downt the block and it's idleing with its lights off.

1. Am I about to get killed?
2. Should I aproach the car?

edfurlong 12-28-2005 10:32 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Enjoy Guantanamo Bay.

Brain 12-28-2005 10:32 PM

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Someone just rang the bell for the top floor of my house. When I went to the window and put my head out an SUV double-parked outside sped away, and there was no one else there. I went downstairs to see if anything had been left on the stoop or in the mail slot, and I saw a similar looking SUV park just around corner downt the block and it's idleing with its lights off.

1. Am I about to get killed?
2. Should I aproach the car?

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1. I sure hope not. What have you done lately to piss somebody off?
2. Hell no.

Tilt 12-28-2005 10:33 PM

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Call the police if you are seriously worried.

dblgutshot 12-28-2005 10:33 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Did you order pizza?

milliondollaz 12-28-2005 10:35 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
hell yea, go lightly tap on the window with a bat and politely ask them if they just rang your doorbell. you're a big guy...

dblgutshot 12-28-2005 10:36 PM

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hell yea, go lightly tap on the window with a gun and politely ask them if they just rang your doorbell. you're a big guy...

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MelchyBeau 12-28-2005 10:37 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
they might have been seeing if you were home in order to rob you.

Melch

tonypaladino 12-28-2005 10:39 PM

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they might have been seeing if you were home in order to rob you.

Melch

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I thought of this, but it is a three family home with 4 doorbells, and they only rang one. Wouldn't they ring them all if this was the case?

tonypaladino 12-28-2005 10:43 PM

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The engine of the car is now off, but with the streetlight glare I can't tell if anyone's inside.

It's possible that it's just a different SUV, but they are beige, which is a less common color.

skiier04 12-28-2005 10:46 PM

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I have nothing to say other than to just sit tight and keep an eye out for now, I hope you dont die though.

12-28-2005 10:48 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Ive been thinkin about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?

Russ McGinley 12-28-2005 10:54 PM

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If you stop posting, should we fear that you are dead? Try and get the license number of whatever SUV's are hanging around. Either way, if you are real concerned about your safety and the safety of others in your neighborhood, just call 911.

miajag81 12-28-2005 10:55 PM

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Ive been thinkin about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it, when you gonna ring it?

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beat me to it.

nomadtla 12-28-2005 10:57 PM

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Try and get the license number of whatever SUV's are hanging around.

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Post the # here so we can call the cops if you happen to bite it latter tonight

12-28-2005 10:59 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
If you want to kill somebody, you don't ring and run like a 12 year old.

dblgutshot 12-28-2005 11:12 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
It's the dude you yelled at working at B&N!

MonkeeMan 12-28-2005 11:45 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Are you heavily armed? If so, take the initiative.

tonypaladino 12-29-2005 12:03 AM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
OK, the car is gone now.

I'm totally freaked out. I have a hunting knife and a maglight on the desk with me.

12-29-2005 12:15 AM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
I suggest a 12 gauge over a hunting knife.

My personal preference

12-29-2005 12:19 AM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
If you fear they may try to kidnap you, get naked and oil yourself up.

When the SUV pulled away was it replaced by any other unknown vehicles that can watch your home? They may have another team on duty.

lastchance 12-29-2005 12:44 AM

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Have you called 911 yet? Not doing so makes you Chuck Norris-manly, but also really stupid.

Niwa 12-29-2005 12:53 AM

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its da paaaoolice.

tonypaladino 12-29-2005 12:54 AM

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Have you called 911 yet? Not doing so makes you Chuck Norris-manly, but also really stupid.

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"Hi, somebody rang my doorbell and ran away, and now there's a car that might be his parked on the corner!"?

cdxx 12-29-2005 12:58 AM

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Have you called 911 yet? Not doing so makes you Chuck Norris-manly, but also really stupid.

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"Hi, somebody rang my doorbell and ran away, and now there's a car that might be his parked on the corner!"?

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pretty sure that was on law&order last night. you can never be too careful.

mrkilla 12-29-2005 01:02 AM

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"Hi, somebody rang my doorbell and ran away, and now there's a car that might be his parked on the corner!"?

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NYPD Response: Shut the [censored] up and don't call back until our stabbed , beaten or shot.

siccjay 12-29-2005 01:06 AM

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It's a crazy ex of one of the Myspace girls. All Internet people are weirdos.

Blarg 12-29-2005 01:11 AM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Casing your house? Maybe heard you thumping up the stairs and figured it was a no go, and now he's trying the neighbors. If you know your neighbor, call him up to get the word out.

mrkilla 12-29-2005 01:18 AM

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http://www.syndk8.com/images/black_hat_seo_mobsters.jpg

Thythe 12-29-2005 01:21 AM

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"my car won't start. well maybe there's a killer after you."

Drew16 12-29-2005 02:07 AM

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OK, the car is gone now.

I'm totally freaked out. I have a hunting knife and a maglight on the desk with me.

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You can F some ish up with a maglight.

dcasper70 12-29-2005 09:38 AM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
Brew up some coffee and offer them some. They must be tired, they've been there since the 24th! Maybe they'll think your really nice and decide to leave you alone.

Or at least they could kill you and this thread...

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TomBrooks 12-29-2005 09:46 AM

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Have you been associating with any rappers or gangstas lately?

samjjones 12-29-2005 10:14 AM

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I suggest a 12 gauge over a hunting knife.

My personal preference

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Come on. Tony ate four sticks of salted butter. He can easily go John Rambo-style with the hunting knife.

tonypaladino 12-29-2005 01:42 PM

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Have you been associating with any rappers or gangstas lately?

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You know this neighboorhood, no rap, it's all mariachi gangstas.

sfer 12-29-2005 04:01 PM

Re: Somebody just rang my doorbell....
 
It was nice meeting you. Give a shout out to J-Dawg-Ay-Seus when you reach the end of the tunnel.


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