Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

How about this

"The next time you look at me like that, I'm gonna tear your horn off."

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

pucker up

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

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"I am at two with the Universe."

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I don't get it.

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"Why is my hand wet? What is..? Did you just pee?"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"enough, it's bedtime for bonzo!"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

This is quite a terrible picture to do a caption contest for.

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

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This is quite a terrible picture to do a caption contest for.

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I bet it's awesome if you're a 15 year old anime nerd.

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

"OK son.... put me down now"

Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

why not travis bickle style?

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You talkin' to me, little boy? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the [censored] do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. I'll show you my migthy horn.

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Re: Need funny caption for contest, $25 to author if I win
 

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This is quite a terrible picture to do a caption contest for.

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Well, it's not like I picked it.

I appreciate everyone's help BTW. The caption is due Wednesday, so keep 'em coming.