Follow-up to dump post
As a follow-up to this post, where I had the dilemma of what to do when I was taking a dump while my roommate's prospective came into the apartment, I'd like to as the following question.
Apparently "it's official," and my roommate is now dating this girl. I guess he gave her his varsity letters or something. Anyway, I feel that now that they're official, it is my right, nay, obligation, to be as obnoxious to her as he's been to my girlfriend for the last two years. Suggestions? |
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Some reason you didn't just add this to the original post?
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Yes. In fact you should have been as obnoxious as you usually are before it was official.
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Well, I kind of felt that although it is loosely related, the main question is "how much of an [censored] can I be to my roommate's girlfriend and still get away with it?" Although there is a common thread between this and the original post, I felt that this was a separate question and the original post is just some background.
I think that I very easily could have made the post "What can I get away with?" and not link to the original post. |
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Well, in all fairness, my roommate isn't exactly smooth with the ladies. Granted, he's a nice guy, but he's kind of weird and definitely has a knack for saying things at absolutely innapropriate times, so I figured I'd cut him some slack while he was trying to get some. Now that he's got it, all bets are off.
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Ok, there is a line, make sure you don't cross it.
That being said, I think anytime they are in a room together that you are not in, you should crop dust them. Just a lite dusting the first few times, preferably silent, so she will think it's him. Gradually expand your horizons. The sky (and your gas) is the limit. |
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Ok, there is a line, make sure you don't cross it. [/ QUOTE ] Where's the line? I was planning on drugging her and selling her into white slavery. Is that no good? |
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[ QUOTE ] Ok, there is a line, make sure you don't cross it. [/ QUOTE ] Where's the line? I was planning on drugging her and selling her into white slavery. Is that no good? [/ QUOTE ] Hmm, this might work. Whether or not this is crossing the line, I'm not sure. How much you think you can get for her? |
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I guess he gave her his varsity letters or something. [/ QUOTE ] Who is he, Peter Brady? |
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