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Oski 12-15-2005 03:01 PM

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What if my red was your blue and my green was your orange?...

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Like John Madden's tie?

soko 12-15-2005 03:04 PM

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I thought this thought was awesome when I was high once. The only time that people ever flail their arms around and try to regain their balance like they just slipped on some ice they didn't see is when people actually slip on ice. In other words, you will never see someone do the slipping on ice motions without them actually slipping on ice.

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You've obviously never seen anyone totally wasted off of hard liquor.

soko 12-15-2005 03:05 PM

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What if my red was your blue and my green was your orange?...

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I used to think about this every day when I was 12 years old, I really belived that colors were subjective and my green wasnt the same as everybody elses green etc. Man, I was a smart little kid.

InchoateHand 12-15-2005 03:08 PM

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That [censored] makes you stupid?

12-15-2005 03:09 PM

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I was ripped to [censored] last night, got home about 4am and decided to read OOT. I stumble across the thread about the kid looking for a fake id in vegas. Well I noticed that he included his email addy, that contained what i thought was his name. So I googled it, turns out it was someone from WW1. I read about WW1 for 2.5 hours last night.

krimson 12-15-2005 03:12 PM

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If all effect has a cause, and all cause is the effect of a previous cause, then it is impossible for their to be an initial cause of anything and the past existence of the "universe" is infinite.

Corollary, if all cause has effect then there will never cease to be the effect of the cause before it, and the existence of the "universe" will be infinite.

The "universe" is in quotations as it is meant to be symbolic of whatever it is we live in, and not pertaining to the large body of physical matter that we call the Universe.

NutzyClutz 12-16-2005 10:10 PM

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I was thinking the slayings of Italian mafia blamed on other rival Italian Mafiosos were actually the work of Redneck mafia.

12-16-2005 11:29 PM

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Since I'm high right now....Why are my pants so tight?

chesspain 12-16-2005 11:34 PM

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this one came outta nowhere, from a buddy of mine:

"if you're one in a million; then that means theres 1,000 people just like you in china"

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I heard this line in a televised stand-up act...although I can't remember who said it--but I doubt it was your friend.

chesspain 12-16-2005 11:36 PM

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I was ripped to [censored] last night, got home about 4am and decided to read OOT. I stumble across the thread about the kid looking for a fake id in vegas. Well I noticed that he included his email addy, that contained what i thought was his name. So I googled it, turns out it was someone from WW1. I read about WW1 for 2.5 hours last night.

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So, was it difficult or not to get a fake ID on the Western Front?


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